Good News, Boppers
A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers
Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
Let’s Smoke Some Kill
Warning: post may contain Canadians doing Canadian stuff. Continue reading Let’s Smoke Some Kill
State Of The One Eight
In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight
People With Little Bits
Containing a learned dissertation on Keith Richards’ ring. No, really. Continue reading People With Little Bits
Moon Duo Live: District, Liverpool 02-02-18
In which our hero actually leaves the house! Moon Duo live in Liverpool. Continue reading Moon Duo Live: District, Liverpool 02-02-18
I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
Surfeit of ‘Tude
Great song, but … that’s about it really. Continue reading Surfeit of ‘Tude
What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
Yes, damnit I will dance one, but why do you insist on calling me Scaramouche? Continue reading What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?
In which our hero shows off about just how well Red he is. Continue reading Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?
Le Jazz Gratuit
Free Jazz: Headache, or Headcleaner? Continue reading Le Jazz Gratuit
King Hits String
Not all king’s wear crowns, but the best do carpentry. Continue reading King Hits String
1537 vs. 2017
In which our hero nails down the lid on 2017. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2017
Scolding Scalding Sploosh!
In which our hero discovers his inner Ozric. Continue reading Scolding Scalding Sploosh!
Strange Glaze
Hey, it’s the festive season! This calls for a derranged psych cow punk assault on the senses. Continue reading Strange Glaze
Never Mind The Baubles
In which our hero delivers a message of seasonal cheer, featuring asparagus. Continue reading Never Mind The Baubles
Mr Incredible
A learned dissertation on the wisdom of adopting the epithet ‘Incredible’ before one’s name. Continue reading Mr Incredible
Blog Dylan: A Hard-Boiled Rain’s A-gonna Fall
Bob Dylan and Haruki Murakami? This must be a Blog Dylan happening. Continue reading Blog Dylan: A Hard-Boiled Rain’s A-gonna Fall
Hip To Hip, Bone To Bone
The relative merits of tattooed panthers and sexy dancers are debated herein. Continue reading Hip To Hip, Bone To Bone
The Kicks You’ve Given Us
In which our hero harangues you like a Manic Street Preacher. Continue reading The Kicks You’ve Given Us
Gospill Poppers
In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers
And If The Light Should Fall …
In which Various Artists are properly celebrated, in space. Continue reading And If The Light Should Fall …
The Mutt’s Nuts
In which our hero admits he is a filthy mutt. Continue reading The Mutt’s Nuts
Come We Go Burn Down Babylon
Posthumous? does that mean all the dip has gone? Continue reading Come We Go Burn Down Babylon
Stink Stank Stunk
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
A startling tale of Cliff Richard, H.P Lovecraft and a throne of most unusual construction. Continue reading Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
Malcolm Young: R.I.P
A great man died today. Continue reading Malcolm Young: R.I.P
Have You Forgotten?
In-which-our-hero-ponders-alien-abduction-and-yearning. Continue reading Have You Forgotten?
Soufflé So Good, So What
In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What
Why I Love Metal
In which our young hero wastes yet another evening laughing at thrash metal videos on Youtube. Oh the humanity! Continue reading Why I Love Metal