With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Daytime Pyro

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I love how this one turned out!

It’s mine, all mine

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Useful to know where they keep it

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m rather proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m very proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Still life, with tissues

All kneel and worship!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

All for £2.50

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m quite proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like this one

Time for our William Tell act

You look so super

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

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