In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
Welsh culture for beginners: Safe as fuck, bra – you knows it! Continue reading Newport State Of Mind
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our young hero is let down by the interneterati. Continue reading Juwxbuh Beh, Juicebox Beh
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
In which our young hero asks if anyone’s got change for a $75. Continue reading Wood/Metal/Plastic/1537/Pattern/Rhythm/Rock
Of rugby, floods and Heavy Metal Kids. Continue reading Birth. School. Rugby. Work. Death.
Fleur dans votre bain, amour dans vos draps … whatever next? oh, that. Continue reading I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Marvel at our young hero’s restraint and unbreakable resolve! Continue reading 1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
More strangeness, than quarks and charm. Continue reading You Shouldn’t Do That
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues