So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Time for our William Tell act

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

She’s got …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Saturday night chez-1537

Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Useful to know where they keep it

I love how this one turned out!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

Daytime Pyro

Still life, with tissues

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m rather proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like this one

All for £2.50

I’m quite proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You look so super

It really was that blue waiting for them

Wife, daughter and dog

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like the way this one turned out

Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Culture, Elvis Presley, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Soundtrack, Vinyl

Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Sick shrimp shit going down? can only be Elvis. Continue reading Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Queen, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days

Beirut, Culture, Indie, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days

Tales from the old country Continue reading We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days

Hazy Horizontal Happiness

Beloved, Culture, Dance, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Hazy Horizontal Happiness

In which our young hero kisses and tells. Continue reading Hazy Horizontal Happiness

Gills, Gills, Gills!

Culture, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Sleep, Stoner rock, Vinyl

Gills, Gills, Gills!

In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!

Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

80's, 80s, Culture, Games, Japan, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Pop, Record collecting, Vinyl, Zombies!!!

Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah

Blues, Culture, Mudy Waters, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah

In which our young hero catches a rise. Continue reading Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah