You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It’s mine, all mine

It really was that blue waiting for them

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m rather proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

I’m very proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like the way this one turned out.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love how this one turned out!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You look so super

Replicas vs. Replicants

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Saturday night chez-1537

Useful to know where they keep it

Daytime Pyro

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Mmm, conceptual

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All for £2.50

Still life, with tissues

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Wiggy Giggy Giggy Wiggy Wiggy Giggy Giggy

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Wiggy Giggy Giggy Wiggy Wiggy Giggy Giggy

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The Dreams Ain’t Broken Down Here, They’re Just Walking With A Limp

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The Dreams Ain’t Broken Down Here, They’re Just Walking With A Limp

Elvira, cheese and onion pasties, midgets. Continue reading The Dreams Ain’t Broken Down Here, They’re Just Walking With A Limp

Butch Casette-idy

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Butch Casette-idy

In which our young hero gets very Butch. Continue reading Butch Casette-idy

I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

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I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

Les Synthé Analogique

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Les Synthé Analogique

Eschewing my usual ‘leave it 20 years’ policy, I review an LP released last Friday. Continue reading Les Synthé Analogique

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

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Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

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I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!