Brat On The Beat
The Donnas shocking anti-vegetable agenda Continue reading Brat On The Beat
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1537 vs. April
Look what I done brought recently Continue reading 1537 vs. April
I Need All The Peepers I Can Find
Ladies, gentlemen, astronomers, subhumans, cretins, telepaths, harvesters, dominants, submissives and filthy rats Continue reading I Need All The Peepers I Can Find
We Like Noise, It’s A Choice
We don’t work I just speeeed, it’s what I neeeed! Continue reading We Like Noise, It’s A Choice
Big Chicken Legs
In which our young hero learns about 1960’s porn distribution techniques Continue reading Big Chicken Legs
Phrygian In The Rhythm
I may be dumb but I’m not a dweeb, I’m just a sucker with no self-esteem Continue reading Phrygian In The Rhythm
I Don’t Believe In Beatles
First time I’ve played this in about a decade Continue reading I Don’t Believe In Beatles
No, I Look Good In Leather
Do you think I’m classy, or somewhat naughty? Continue reading No, I Look Good In Leather
Steam
She said love, Lord above! Now you’re tryin’ to trick me in love! Continue reading Steam
Space Is What I Need It’s What I Feed On
Car, scratch, melt Continue reading Space Is What I Need It’s What I Feed On
If There’s A War I’ll Sleep With You
Witty and charming, borderline divine Continue reading If There’s A War I’ll Sleep With You
Of The First Order
In which our young hero extols the joys of being a semi-literate pisshead Continue reading Of The First Order
Tasteful Songs
All property is theft, I’ve clearly been on the rob again Continue reading Tasteful Songs
Spanish Dance Swoop
Trigger warning: contains sentiments and scenes of an explicitly wistful nature Continue reading Spanish Dance Swoop
God No Longer Believes In Me
In which our young hero reveals himself to be both elegantly wasted and tight waisted Continue reading God No Longer Believes In Me
Dope/Lights/Centre Of The Universe
Baby let me drink deep from your globes of reality Continue reading Dope/Lights/Centre Of The Universe
Really Deep Thoughts
In which our young hero chases the nuns out in the yard Continue reading Really Deep Thoughts
Cultural Appropriation
Uptight update tonight. Continue reading Cultural Appropriation
Clean Stripes
Cracking your brain with magic pain Continue reading Clean Stripes
1537 vs. Life Events
And as we wind on down the road Continue reading 1537 vs. Life Events
Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord man! Continue reading Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
You’re A Notch And I’m A Legend
Any LP that ends with an execution, rocks! Continue reading You’re A Notch And I’m A Legend
Massive Central
Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin’ the scene, with a gangsta lean Continue reading Massive Central
A Postcard From Katy
Gretchen went to Nebraska and sent a postcard from Katy Continue reading A Postcard From Katy
Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Up Kilimanjaro arse-backwards Continue reading Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
Hat-Related Double Homicide
You have won all my money and my brand new Stetson hat … oops Continue reading Hat-Related Double Homicide
Try The Jail Phil!
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
Alright, My Name’s Gary
Tonsure, or not tonsure? that is the question Continue reading Alright, My Name’s Gary
That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert