Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Some famous clock thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m rather proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Daytime Pyro

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Rush Hour

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You look so super

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Still life, with tissues

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Circus of Power, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

29 Year Itch

Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch

Exile On Man Street

Culture, Indie, Liz Phair, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rolling Stones, Swearing, Vinyl

Exile On Man Street

Because Phair’s fair, innit? Continue reading Exile On Man Street

1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)

Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Rolling Stones, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)

Because he messed it up. Fool. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)

1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Culture, Humour, Lego, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Rolling Stones, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

The full text from my 2014 paper – A Contextual Analysis of Contemporary Marxist Feminist Views on Exile From On Street. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money

Culture, Music, Neil Young, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money

What is a beach? When can one say one is truly on one? Neil knows. Continue reading Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money

2000 Brain Cells Ago

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2000 Brain Cells Ago

‘Copacabana?! Oh baby, this is soul night!’ Continue reading 2000 Brain Cells Ago

The Sun Oslo Rises

Culture, Gluecifer, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

The Sun Oslo Rises

Goats, Boats, shit and hash: Gluecifer, a fun day out for all the family. Continue reading The Sun Oslo Rises