Wring My Bell
Second line of this LP? ‘I don’t give two shits about how you feel’ Continue reading Wring My Bell
Category: Record collecting
People People Partners Partners Party Pass
Imagine a president’s speech being a complete word salad? Continue reading People People Partners Partners Party Pass
They Say My Songs Are Much Too Slow
I can’t face reality / So I fly back to where I am free Continue reading They Say My Songs Are Much Too Slow
Dü Unto Others
Out on a limb in the real world Continue reading Dü Unto Others
Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
That woman’s work, sort of. Continue reading Could You See The Aisles Of Women?
Free Me Free
In which our young hero uses that same metaphor about Paul Kossoff’s guitar playing again Continue reading Free Me Free
Sax And Violence
Behold my Louie-Louie-Death-Ray-O-Matic-Smasher mortal!! Continue reading Sax And Violence
1537 vs. 2025
And the winner is … 1537! Continue reading 1537 vs. 2025
Solitary Sister
Dum dum dum dum-dum-dum-dum Continue reading Solitary Sister
I Wanna Ride On Your Reindeer
Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
What would William Burroughs mating with Robert Zimmerman on a bed of giant poisonous centipedes sound like? Continue reading Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
The Original Viagra Boys
I ain’t joking woman I got to ramble Continue reading The Original Viagra Boys
Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Warning: May contain images of an arousing nature Continue reading Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Swing Like A Bitch
Sunshine IS better! Continue reading Swing Like A Bitch
Wes Side Story
Go Wes in the open air! Go Wes where the skies are blue! Continue reading Wes Side Story
C’est Sa Vie
Not Vanessa Parody Continue reading C’est Sa Vie
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Stereo Filth
This is a bad motorcycle, it runs on blood! Continue reading Stereo Filth
Oedipal Expletive
The NME within Continue reading Oedipal Expletive
Yes, I Want Blood
Power rage Continue reading Yes, I Want Blood
Monsters = Destroyed
Jimmy Black Beach
In which our young hero ponders the iniquities of playing in a covers band like, like poor Chris had to Continue reading Jimmy Black Beach
Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
I ain’t no stranger to the crying game … interesting David. Continue reading Serpens Albus Est Semi-Erectus
Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
The Devil looked at me with an evil smile / He said, “We’re racing for your soul this next quarter mile” Continue reading Put A Red Rose On Their Grave
Drugs And Hate
This dead black asteroid / Crawling with maggots decayed / Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way Continue reading Drugs And Hate
Mad Bhatts Beyond The Ragadome
Good = good Continue reading Mad Bhatts Beyond The Ragadome
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Push Him Away
Naughty mouse! Continue reading Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Push Him Away
1537 vs. Andalusia
The reign in Spain Continue reading 1537 vs. Andalusia
Police Room 619
The outside world is black and white
with only one colour dead Continue reading Police Room 619
Mascara Massacre
From swingeing to swinging Continue reading Mascara Massacre