Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rush Hour

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

All for £2.50

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It’s mine, all mine

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Mmm, conceptual

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Still life, with tissues

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All kneel and worship!

Roll Up !!

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

She’s got …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Wife, daughter and dog

Some famous clock thing

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t cry Billy.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Time for our William Tell act

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Blood Orgy Of The Leather Girls

Culture, Deep Purple, Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Blood Orgy Of The Leather Girls

Here at 1537, you know how we pride ourselves* on being dignified cultured sorts and a lone voice in support of … Continue reading Blood Orgy Of The Leather Girls

Music, Robert Plant, Vinyl

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Led Zeppelin, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense

Houses Of The Wholly Holey (Slight Return)

Wow! Ladies and gentlemen! Can I just take a moment of your time to say how much I’ve enjoyed every … Continue reading Houses Of The Wholly Holey (Slight Return)

Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Close the doors, put out the light You know they won’t be home tonight The snow falls hard and don’t … Continue reading Houses Of The Wholly Holey

Hard Rock, Led Zeppelin, Vinyl

IV For Four

Now here’s a challenge – write something about an LP that’s been written about solidly for 41 years and counting. … Continue reading IV For Four