Wife, daughter and dog

All for £2.50

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You look so super

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Mmm, conceptual

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m very proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Some famous clock thing

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

Useful to know where they keep it

Still life, with tissues

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

I love how this one turned out!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Moss!! Moss!!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It really was that blue waiting for them

All kneel and worship!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It’s mine, all mine

The first picture I ever took for 1537

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out

Exile On Man Street

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Exile On Man Street

Because Phair’s fair, innit? Continue reading Exile On Man Street

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The full text from my 2014 paper – A Contextual Analysis of Contemporary Marxist Feminist Views on Exile From On Street. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

People With Little Bits

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Containing a learned dissertation on Keith Richards’ ring. No, really. Continue reading People With Little Bits

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Ready, Teddy?

I think it may just be fair to say the Rolling Stones were in the middle of a bit of a hot streak … Continue reading Ready, Teddy?

Con Le Mie Lacrime

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Con Le Mie Lacrime

Il sole sta per tramontar Dei bimbi corrono a giocar Visi che sorridono Ed io son qui Con le mie … Continue reading Con Le Mie Lacrime

She Looks Quite Delightfully Stoned

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She Looks Quite Delightfully Stoned

Up and up she goes, our Amanda Jones I said up and up and up and up She looks quite … Continue reading She Looks Quite Delightfully Stoned