Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rush Hour

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

It really was that blue waiting for them

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Daytime Pyro

All kneel and worship!

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Wife, daughter and dog

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like the way this one turned out

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m rather proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t cry Billy.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Roll Up !!

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

Some famous clock thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All for £2.50

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m quite proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Easter cake, made by me.

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

I love how this one turned out!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Culture, Dance, Jean Michel Jarre, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Les Synthé Analogique

Eschewing my usual ‘leave it 20 years’ policy, I review an LP released last Friday. Continue reading Les Synthé Analogique

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Culture, Dance, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Orb, Orbital, Record collecting, Vinyl

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Living Colour, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

80's, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Kiss, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Culture, Dan Friel, Electronic, Music, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

Sci-Fried

Escape life’s dissonance and antagonism by listening to an LP full of, umm, dissonance and antagonism. Continue reading Sci-Fried

When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

Beatles, Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

In which Paul depukeinates a platter. Continue reading When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Culture, Elvis Presley, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Soundtrack, Vinyl

Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Sick shrimp shit going down? can only be Elvis. Continue reading Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!