No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
Newport State Of Mind
Welsh culture for beginners: Safe as fuck, bra – you knows it! Continue reading Newport State Of Mind
Spanked Purple
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple
Wrath Wreaking Wraith
Siesta Time Is Over!
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
Angry De Mis Manos
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Slave To The Virgin
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin
I, Ron Fist
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Holiday Snaps
Des vacances au cimetière avec les snaps du holiday. Continue reading Holiday Snaps
8 Minutes 46 Seconds
The only numbers that matter right now. Continue reading 8 Minutes 46 Seconds
Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
Oedipussy Magnet
In which our young hero mistakes tumescence for transcendence. Continue reading Oedipussy Magnet
What?! On the Piano?!
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
Mama Get Your Hammer
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
She’s Posing For Consumer Products Now And Then
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Delivery For General Obasanjo
The ultimate in walking it like you’ve been talking it Continue reading Delivery For General Obasanjo
Tony Allen: R.I.P
Every other drummer just moved up one notch in the rankings. Continue reading Tony Allen: R.I.P
1735
In which our young hero up stuff cuts. Continue reading 1735
Devilman! Devilman!!
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
Beached Buoy
In which our young hero ponders the ineffable essence of the ocean. Continue reading Beached Buoy
Not Slaughter
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
I Might Just Follow
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
Ting!
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Bhasobha (Be Careful)
Sometimes you simply just get the right record at the right time. Continue reading Bhasobha (Be Careful)