My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Wife, daughter and dog

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Easter cake, made by me.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m very proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Some famous clock thing

She’s got …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All for £2.50

Moss!! Moss!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly

Time for our William Tell act

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Don’t cry Billy.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You look so super

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Daytime Pyro

I’m quite proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Culture, Dance, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Orb, Orbital, Record collecting, Vinyl

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Living Colour, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

80's, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Kiss, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Culture, Dan Friel, Electronic, Music, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

Sci-Fried

Escape life’s dissonance and antagonism by listening to an LP full of, umm, dissonance and antagonism. Continue reading Sci-Fried

When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

Beatles, Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

In which Paul depukeinates a platter. Continue reading When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

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Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Sick shrimp shit going down? can only be Elvis. Continue reading Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!

Comics, Culture, Obsessive behaviour

Thank Providence

Warped, twisted, detestable … 1537! Continue reading Thank Providence