Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Massive Central
Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin’ the scene, with a gangsta lean Continue reading Massive Central
A Postcard From Katy
Gretchen went to Nebraska and sent a postcard from Katy Continue reading A Postcard From Katy
Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Up Kilimanjaro arse-backwards Continue reading Rhythm Reigns, Melody Is Queen
Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
Break On Thoreau
Psychedelic music?! from San Francisco?!! Oh golly. Continue reading Break On Thoreau
1537 vs. Life And Death
Ups and downs. A bit of my life. Continue reading 1537 vs. Life And Death
Hat-Related Double Homicide
You have won all my money and my brand new Stetson hat … oops Continue reading Hat-Related Double Homicide
Try The Jail Phil!
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
1537 (Slight Return)
Alright, My Name’s Gary
Tonsure, or not tonsure? that is the question Continue reading Alright, My Name’s Gary
That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
They’ve Been At It For Years
Sex – in which our young hero discovers that it has been going on for ages Continue reading They’ve Been At It For Years
Veteran of Violins
Dark Mark goes 80’s Continue reading Veteran of Violins
Interjection Used To Stir Up Excitement
Sketches from Spain? Continue reading Interjection Used To Stir Up Excitement
1537 vs. The Aging Process
Never mind the bollocks, I’m 50 Continue reading 1537 vs. The Aging Process
Barn Howl
Let’s all head to the agricultural storage-based structure! Continue reading Barn Howl
Let Him In
In which our young hero gets wood Continue reading Let Him In
The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
If those sores are playing up again I know just the secret oils for them Continue reading The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
1537 vs. 2021
In which our young hero tramps the dirt down on last year Continue reading 1537 vs. 2021
Sleaze And Thank You
In which our young hero does a bit of a Lazarus Continue reading Sleaze And Thank You
Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Forget life, they’re high on dope Continue reading I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Silent Night, Gelignite
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Applause: Audience
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Softly, Dear Boy
Softly, dear boy, we don’t want to DISTURB the doughnut Continue reading Softly, Dear Boy
1537 Buys Some Christmas Cards
I am just going outside to buy a Christmas card and may be some time Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Christmas Cards
Ruth’s Heels
In which our young hero struts in a cool fashion Continue reading Ruth’s Heels
Rockcandysparkplug
And God so loved Soundgarden he gave them his only song Continue reading Rockcandysparkplug
Fancy A Quickie?
In which our young hero encounters some larger-than-normal avians Continue reading Fancy A Quickie?