Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Saturday night chez-1537

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It’s mine, all mine

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Note: Obligatory beard

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

All kneel and worship!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

I’m very proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Replicas vs. Replicants

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m quite proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Roll Up !!

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

The first picture I ever took for 1537

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Paul’s bedroom

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Some famous clock thing

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Mmm, conceptual

Nice hair dudes !

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

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