Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

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Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All for £2.50

You look so super

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Paul’s bedroom

All kneel and worship!

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out.

Rush Hour

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Note: Obligatory beard

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

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I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Moss!! Moss!!

I like the way this one turned out

I’m rather proud of this one

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Some famous clock thing

Still life, with tissues

I like this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m very proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m quite proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

She’s got …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

Daytime Pyro

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

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No Recess!

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