The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
If those sores are playing up again I know just the secret oils for them Continue reading The Dawning Of The Age Of Nefarious
Category: Culture
1537 vs. 2021
In which our young hero tramps the dirt down on last year Continue reading 1537 vs. 2021
Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Forget life, they’re high on dope Continue reading I Cut Off My Head, I Won’t Need It Where I’m Gonna Go
Silent Night, Gelignite
In which our young hero learns about Ärsche Continue reading Silent Night, Gelignite
Applause: Audience
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
Softly, Dear Boy
Softly, dear boy, we don’t want to DISTURB the doughnut Continue reading Softly, Dear Boy
Ruth’s Heels
In which our young hero struts in a cool fashion Continue reading Ruth’s Heels
Rockcandysparkplug
And God so loved Soundgarden he gave them his only song Continue reading Rockcandysparkplug
Fancy A Quickie?
In which our young hero encounters some larger-than-normal avians Continue reading Fancy A Quickie?
You To Me Are Everything
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
Lost And Found
More habits than a convent cloakroom, it’s the Heartbreakers! Continue reading Lost And Found
Rogue Maels
I-Ron-Y Mael-den Continue reading Rogue Maels
Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
A Forest
In which our young hero goes all maximalist on us and even admits to having emotions. Continue reading A Forest
Melange à Trois
Dune, Dune, Deeper and Dune Continue reading Melange à Trois
3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5 – Go!
No division of joy here Continue reading 3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5 – Go!
Oeuf!
French? Jacques oeuf! Continue reading Oeuf!
No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
Wegrets, I’ve had a few Continue reading No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive!
Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
White Lines (Didn’t Do It)
Athletes rejected, governors corrected
Gangsters, thugs and bloggers are thoroughly respected Continue reading White Lines (Didn’t Do It)
Genuinely Offensive Satanic Drivel
Heavy Thursday Continue reading Genuinely Offensive Satanic Drivel
Floor To The Fore
Brian Eno playing in an airport? I Travel Continue reading Floor To The Fore
Bone And Rag Man
More deathless prose from yours truly Continue reading Bone And Rag Man
What You Hear Is Not A Test
Bright blue, red and yellow perfection Continue reading What You Hear Is Not A Test
And I Noticed There Wasn’t A Chair
A ruthlessly cunning and hideously selective burglar? Continue reading And I Noticed There Wasn’t A Chair
Trip Advisors
Come on pilgrim, let’s glide without harshing the vibe Continue reading Trip Advisors
Flakey Victory
Ice-cream wars and a coastal architectural experiment. Summer reading. Continue reading Flakey Victory
Fun Out On The Mainline
September 23rd 1973 really WAS the night Continue reading Fun Out On The Mainline