I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Fleur dans votre bain, amour dans vos draps … whatever next? oh, that. Continue reading I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Category: Culture
Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
You hum it, I’ll painstakingly transcribe it. Continue reading Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
The Rite Stuff
At last a nice sensible rock star mentions insurance. Continue reading The Rite Stuff
1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
Marvel at our young hero’s restraint and unbreakable resolve! Continue reading 1537 Buys A Sandwich (Part Deux)
Quark Quark!
What noise do ducks make? almost. Continue reading Quark Quark!
Fulsome Prism Blues
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues
1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
In which our young hero scratches that angry political dancing itch Continue reading Can Giuli Do The Stroll?
High Times And Misdemeanours
Some righteous testimony for y’all. Continue reading High Times And Misdemeanours
Wuther Fucka
About a racehorse. Maybe. Continue reading Wuther Fucka
À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
The things your one-eyed friend can help you recall. Continue reading À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
1537 vs. 2019
Pure self-indulgent nonsense, with added boobs. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2019
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
Ripsaw Rock
Punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness. Continue reading Ripsaw Rock
The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
Adamson Schmadamson
In which our young hero sets the controls for the heart of the pelvis. Continue reading Adamson Schmadamson
Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
1537, pasty, muscular, fine looking is in bed with his woman, Mrs 1537, a doll, also pasty. Continue reading Black, Muscular, Fine Looking
Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
I Complete You, Probably
Pitiful drivel and excuses. Continue reading I Complete You, Probably
Just Over Halfway, Actually
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
I Shall Be Free No. 1537
We here at 1537 dig farmers. End of statement. Continue reading I Shall Be Free No. 1537
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
My mate’s older brother once dated Trudi from this band. Continue reading Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
Definition Defiant
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Punktuation
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation