Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You look so super

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Easter cake, made by me.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m rather proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Useful to know where they keep it

Wife, daughter and dog

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Paul’s bedroom

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Still life, with tissues

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love how this one turned out!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Click to read properly

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nice hair dudes !

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Daytime Pyro

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m very proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

Don’t cry Billy.

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