Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Amphibious rockin’ and rare maidens Continue reading Sixteen Vestal Virgins, Please
Category: Hard Rock
FFS Blackmore!
Oh be tender, girl be tender, Can’t you feel the love that I send you? Continue reading FFS Blackmore!
Psyched Öut And Furiöus
Self destruction derby winners Continue reading Psyched Öut And Furiöus
96 And 98 St Marks Place
That’s gonna be the one, isn’t it? Spiritual graffiti Continue reading 96 And 98 St Marks Place
Love/Haste
What the F–K? Continue reading Love/Haste
I Need All The Peepers I Can Find
Ladies, gentlemen, astronomers, subhumans, cretins, telepaths, harvesters, dominants, submissives and filthy rats Continue reading I Need All The Peepers I Can Find
Mind Your Manners Or You’re Dead
A fan made of bread? or one shaped like a loaf? Continue reading Mind Your Manners Or You’re Dead
‘Cept, Not Suck
Toys in the attic, rats in the cellar, bats in the belfry? Continue reading ‘Cept, Not Suck
Pharaoh Nuff!
Have some flashy rock, dressed like a pirate Continue reading Pharaoh Nuff!
You’re A Notch And I’m A Legend
Any LP that ends with an execution, rocks! Continue reading You’re A Notch And I’m A Legend
A Postcard From Katy
Gretchen went to Nebraska and sent a postcard from Katy Continue reading A Postcard From Katy
Try The Jail Phil!
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
Applause: Audience
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
You To Me Are Everything
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
Tattooed Pecker (Slight Return)
MSOR disses the dirt Continue reading Tattooed Pecker (Slight Return)
Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
A Wild Ride, Over Stony Ground
A metaphor taken too literally. Gritty. Continue reading A Wild Ride, Over Stony Ground
Lou’s Creed
Lou Screed? Loose Feed? Lou Reads? Continue reading Lou’s Creed
Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
A tale of monkeys, dudes and big cities Continue reading Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
You need cooling, 1537’s not fooling Continue reading ‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
Go Mr Guitar!
Blackfoot Strikes!!! Continue reading Go Mr Guitar!
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
In which our young hero kicks down the doors to 2021. Continue reading Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
Scratch Out Her Eyes!
In which our young hero unleashes his Id. Continue reading Scratch Out Her Eyes!
I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
In which our young hero gets his throb on. Continue reading I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
Push Push (I Need A Little)
Being a serious treatise on … (sighs) Eric’s lovely hair. Continue reading Push Push (I Need A Little)