Try The Jail Phil!
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
Category: Hard Rock
That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
Applause: Audience
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
You To Me Are Everything
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
Tattooed Pecker (Slight Return)
MSOR disses the dirt Continue reading Tattooed Pecker (Slight Return)
Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
A Wild Ride, Over Stony Ground
A metaphor taken too literally. Gritty. Continue reading A Wild Ride, Over Stony Ground
Lou’s Creed
Lou Screed? Loose Feed? Lou Reads? Continue reading Lou’s Creed
Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
A tale of monkeys, dudes and big cities Continue reading Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
You need cooling, 1537’s not fooling Continue reading ‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
Go Mr Guitar!
Blackfoot Strikes!!! Continue reading Go Mr Guitar!
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
In which our young hero kicks down the doors to 2021. Continue reading Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
Scratch Out Her Eyes!
In which our young hero unleashes his Id. Continue reading Scratch Out Her Eyes!
I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
In which our young hero gets his throb on. Continue reading I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
Push Push (I Need A Little)
Being a serious treatise on … (sighs) Eric’s lovely hair. Continue reading Push Push (I Need A Little)
No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy