Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
A tale of monkeys, dudes and big cities Continue reading Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
Category: Hard Rock
‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
You need cooling, 1537’s not fooling Continue reading ‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
Go Mr Guitar!
Blackfoot Strikes!!! Continue reading Go Mr Guitar!
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
In which our young hero kicks down the doors to 2021. Continue reading Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
Scratch Out Her Eyes!
In which our young hero unleashes his Id. Continue reading Scratch Out Her Eyes!
I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
In which our young hero gets his throb on. Continue reading I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
Push Push (I Need A Little)
Being a serious treatise on … (sighs) Eric’s lovely hair. Continue reading Push Push (I Need A Little)
No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
1537 The Brave
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
Are Friends Eclectic?
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
32 Point Gothic
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
1537 Buys Some Shoes
Let’s hope it doesn’t rain on our young hero anytime soon. Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Shoes
Good, Attacking Noogie
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Warning: Contains Canadians Continue reading Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Fester, Uncle
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday