So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I like this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Daytime Pyro

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like the way this one turned out.

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All kneel and worship!

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You look so super

I’m very proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rush Hour

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Easter cake, made by me.

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s

Bad Company, Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s

Bad Co? cojones no es el corazón! Continue reading The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s

Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles

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Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles

Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles

Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

Culture, Fu Manchu, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Stoner rock, Vinyl

Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

Fi Fi Fo Fum …anchu! Continue reading Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!

Culture, Dogs D'Amour, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock, Vinyl

Gin Like Flynn

A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn

Weed ‘Em And Reap

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Weed ‘Em And Reap

In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap

State Of The One Eight

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State Of The One Eight

In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight

I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Lonely Kamel, Music, Record collecting, Stoner rock, Vinyl

I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel

Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel