All Hail, Porkbeast!
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
Category: Hard Rock
High Class Band
Twitch dancing like a brown acid casualty down on Yasgur’s Farm. Continue reading High Class Band
Van Hailing
In which your intrepid correspondent discovers a great new band. Continue reading Van Hailing
I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
California Über Alles
Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles
29 Year Itch
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
The Sun Oslo Rises
Goats, Boats, shit and hash: Gluecifer, a fun day out for all the family. Continue reading The Sun Oslo Rises
Frequency Issues
A load of self-indulgent nonsense. Go read a proper post. Continue reading Frequency Issues
More Than Zero
Mucky little tykes R us. Continue reading More Than Zero
Rock And Prole
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s
Bad Co? cojones no es el corazón! Continue reading The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s
Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!
Fi Fi Fo Fum …anchu! Continue reading Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!
Gin Like Flynn
A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn
Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
State Of The One Eight
In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight
I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
Yes, damnit I will dance one, but why do you insist on calling me Scaramouche? Continue reading What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
Malcolm Young: R.I.P
A great man died today. Continue reading Malcolm Young: R.I.P
What We Have Become
Transmaniacon Plays The Darkening Plain – a sci-fi prog proto-metal stomper about a future war. With added Shakespeare. Dig it! Continue reading What We Have Become
Fluently The Parrot Speaks Six Languages Not Known To Man
Sometimes it can all be about taking a rest. In 1990 King’s X were one of my very favourite bands, … Continue reading Fluently The Parrot Speaks Six Languages Not Known To Man
A Bolt Of Exciting Weather Phenomenon
Take a look to the sky just before you die I know, deep down in my head thingy, that Metallica … Continue reading A Bolt Of Exciting Weather Phenomenon
Endless Boogie: Back in ’74 Lyrics
Since nobody else appears in the whole, wide, WWworld seems to be arsed enough to transcribe the lyrics from the … Continue reading Endless Boogie: Back in ’74 Lyrics
This Vibe’s Alive
Endless Boogie is a vanity band … The Endless Boogie band was to be fronted by Paul Major, our guiding … Continue reading This Vibe’s Alive
1537 Buys A Birthday Card
Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card
Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)
Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey please (now honey please) Now honey … Continue reading Now Honey Please (Now Honey Please)
Subliminal Drug Reference #1
Maybe I am just a suspicious dude, as John Lennon sang, but I cannot help thinking sometimes that some rockers … Continue reading Subliminal Drug Reference #1