No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
Category: Hard Rock
ZZ Chops
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
1537 The Brave
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
Are Friends Eclectic?
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
32 Point Gothic
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
1537 Buys Some Shoes
Let’s hope it doesn’t rain on our young hero anytime soon. Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Shoes
Good, Attacking Noogie
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Warning: Contains Canadians Continue reading Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Fester, Uncle
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday
All Hail, Porkbeast!
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
High Class Band
Twitch dancing like a brown acid casualty down on Yasgur’s Farm. Continue reading High Class Band
Van Hailing
In which your intrepid correspondent discovers a great new band. Continue reading Van Hailing
I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
California Über Alles
Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles
29 Year Itch
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
The Sun Oslo Rises
Goats, Boats, shit and hash: Gluecifer, a fun day out for all the family. Continue reading The Sun Oslo Rises