I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Some famous clock thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Van Halen

Van Hailing

In which your intrepid correspondent discovers a great new band. Continue reading Van Hailing

I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Starz, Vinyl

I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Living Colour, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

80's, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Kiss, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze

Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Queen, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks

California Über Alles

Culture, Hard Rock, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

California Über Alles

Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles

Circus of Power, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

29 Year Itch

Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch