Toys in the attic, rats in the cellar, bats in the belfry? Continue reading ‘Cept, Not Suck
Have some flashy rock, dressed like a pirate Continue reading Pharaoh Nuff!
Any LP that ends with an execution, rocks! Continue reading You’re A Notch And I’m A Legend
Gretchen went to Nebraska and sent a postcard from Katy Continue reading A Postcard From Katy
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her! Continue reading Try The Jail Phil!
A purchase from 11,352 days ago Continue reading That Cactus Friend Of Mine Asleep In The Desert
Moustache envy is a terrible thing Continue reading Applause: Audience
FNM to me are everything, the sweetest song that they could sing
Continue reading You To Me Are Everything
In which our young hero contracts a hotel illness Continue reading 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066, 2077 & 2083
MSOR disses the dirt Continue reading Tattooed Pecker (Slight Return)
Does the boogie fare well? Continue reading Got A Tattooed Pecker And A Batmobile
A metaphor taken too literally. Gritty. Continue reading A Wild Ride, Over Stony Ground
Lou Screed? Loose Feed? Lou Reads? Continue reading Lou’s Creed
A tale of monkeys, dudes and big cities Continue reading Arrow Smith Attacked By Apes
You need cooling, 1537’s not fooling Continue reading ‘Twas In The Darkest Depths Of Mordor
Blackfoot Strikes!!! Continue reading Go Mr Guitar!
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero kicks down the doors to 2021. Continue reading Yeah, Shut The Fuck Up…
In which our young hero unleashes his Id. Continue reading Scratch Out Her Eyes!
In which our young hero gets his throb on. Continue reading I Ain’t No Prince But I Sure Am Charming
In which our young hero messes about with some LP covers for no discernible reason. Continue reading Man, It Feels Like Some Physical Girls Again
In which our young hero considers the best LP ever named after a 14th century Welsh manuscript. Continue reading Some Heavy Ones Left, £3 Each
Being a serious treatise on … (sighs) Eric’s lovely hair. Continue reading Push Push (I Need A Little)
In which our young hero cries tough, talks dirty and wants action. Continue reading No Tell, Motel, Hotel Bed
In which our young hero goes back to La Futura. Continue reading ZZ Chops
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
In which our young hero rocks a bit on a Wednesday morning. Continue reading The Love Child Of Marilyn Monroe And Skeletor
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You