Let’s hope it doesn’t rain on our young hero anytime soon. Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Shoes
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Warning: Contains Canadians Continue reading Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
Twitch dancing like a brown acid casualty down on Yasgur’s Farm. Continue reading High Class Band
In which your intrepid correspondent discovers a great new band. Continue reading Van Hailing
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
Goats, Boats, shit and hash: Gluecifer, a fun day out for all the family. Continue reading The Sun Oslo Rises
A load of self-indulgent nonsense. Go read a proper post. Continue reading Frequency Issues
Mucky little tykes R us. Continue reading More Than Zero
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Bad Co? cojones no es el corazón! Continue reading The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Fi Fi Fo Fum …anchu! Continue reading Trees Are Good, Trees Are Good!
A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight
Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
Yes, damnit I will dance one, but why do you insist on calling me Scaramouche? Continue reading What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
A great man died today. Continue reading Malcolm Young: R.I.P
Transmaniacon Plays The Darkening Plain – a sci-fi prog proto-metal stomper about a future war. With added Shakespeare. Dig it! Continue reading What We Have Become
Sometimes it can all be about taking a rest. In 1990 King’s X were one of my very favourite bands, … Continue reading Fluently The Parrot Speaks Six Languages Not Known To Man