Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

She’s got …

I’m quite proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Time for our William Tell act

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rush Hour

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Roll Up !!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Easter cake, made by me.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m very proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Still life, with tissues

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

It really was that blue waiting for them

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Useful to know where they keep it

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Wife, daughter and dog

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

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