My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Replicas vs. Replicants

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love how this one turned out!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

She’s got …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Daytime Pyro

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nice hair dudes !

Wife, daughter and dog

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All for £2.50

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All kneel and worship!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

Note: Obligatory beard

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I like this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Easter cake, made by me.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Paul’s bedroom

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m very proud of this one

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