Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Must-follow parental and financial advice on a rock and roll compilation Continue reading Mama Get Your Hammer
You don’t get to add ‘The Great’ onto you bands’ name for nothing. Continue reading Ting!
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
Some righteous testimony for y’all. Continue reading High Times And Misdemeanours
Punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness. Continue reading Ripsaw Rock
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Pitiful drivel and excuses. Continue reading I Complete You, Probably
A pictorial representation of the semi-finals of the world’s greatest sporting event. Continue reading Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
We here at 1537 dig farmers. End of statement. Continue reading I Shall Be Free No. 1537
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
My mate’s older brother once dated Trudi from this band. Continue reading Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
‘It’s the real killer-diller’, says our young hero. Continue reading Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
In which our young hero bikes butt-naked to Anywhere. Continue reading Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
Like Nimrod, the truth will hunt you down. Continue reading (I Got Them) Uninspired Cultural Appropriation Big Beat Blues
LP named after the psychological effects of a 6-day bank siege? Yes please. Continue reading Are Friends Eclectic?
Shake your booties. Continue reading Me, Mice Elf And Sly
On the perils of once real gone chicks going back to horse and buggy days. Continue reading Long Skirt Baby Blues
We examine an historical artefact from a time when fascism was on the increase. Imagine! Continue reading Everybody Move To Prove The Groove
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
Not a post about Yes. Continue reading And Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes.
Huge cock, sitting up straight and odd? Now there’s a 12″ for you. Continue reading That’s One Big Cock