I love how this one turned out!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Some famous clock thing

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

Useful to know where they keep it

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like this one

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m quite proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m very proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All for £2.50

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Easter cake, made by me.

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Time for our William Tell act

Roll Up !!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Beatles, Bob Dylan, Comics, Culture, Self-indulgent nonsense

Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Last month I was lucky enough to be given another large box full of (mostly) Marvel comics from the 60s, … Continue reading Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Beatles, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

… Naked

Okay, okay so I’ve fallen off the wagon .. .again. No, I haven’t caved in on my plan for an … Continue reading … Naked

Menlove & Forthlin

60's, Beatles, Culture, Music, Self-indulgent nonsense

Menlove & Forthlin

As my son and heir and I knew we would be at a loose end today, I booked us on the tour of … Continue reading Menlove & Forthlin

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

60's, Beatles, Culture, Humour, Music

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Mega. 422 Down. Continue reading 1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Away In The Sky

60's, Beatles, Record collecting, Soundtrack

Away In The Sky

I find the Beatles particularly difficult to write about, they’re too much part of me – my parents played them … Continue reading Away In The Sky

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

Beatles, Pop, Vinyl

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

I was 24 when I first realised it was possible to criticise the Beatles. The Beatles were the first band I … Continue reading I’m Happy Just To Dance With You