I love how this one turned out!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Roll Up !!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Some famous clock thing

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All for £2.50

She’s got …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Rush Hour

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It’s mine, all mine

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Easter cake, made by me.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Time for our William Tell act

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m quite proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Saturday night chez-1537

Moss!! Moss!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m rather proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Daytime Pyro

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I like this one

Don’t cry Billy.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

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When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

Beatles, Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke

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Beatles, Bob Dylan, Comics, Culture, Self-indulgent nonsense

Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Last month I was lucky enough to be given another large box full of (mostly) Marvel comics from the 60s, … Continue reading Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Beatles, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

… Naked

Okay, okay so I’ve fallen off the wagon .. .again. No, I haven’t caved in on my plan for an … Continue reading … Naked

Menlove & Forthlin

60's, Beatles, Culture, Music, Self-indulgent nonsense

Menlove & Forthlin

As my son and heir and I knew we would be at a loose end today, I booked us on the tour of … Continue reading Menlove & Forthlin

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

60's, Beatles, Culture, Humour, Music

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Mega. 422 Down. Continue reading 1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Away In The Sky

60's, Beatles, Record collecting, Soundtrack

Away In The Sky

I find the Beatles particularly difficult to write about, they’re too much part of me – my parents played them … Continue reading Away In The Sky

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

Beatles, Pop, Vinyl

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

I was 24 when I first realised it was possible to criticise the Beatles. The Beatles were the first band I … Continue reading I’m Happy Just To Dance With You