I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Time for our William Tell act

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

All kneel and worship!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Beatles, Bob Dylan, Comics, Culture, Self-indulgent nonsense

Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Last month I was lucky enough to be given another large box full of (mostly) Marvel comics from the 60s, … Continue reading Sgt Fury’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Beatles, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

… Naked

Okay, okay so I’ve fallen off the wagon .. .again. No, I haven’t caved in on my plan for an … Continue reading … Naked

Menlove & Forthlin

60's, Beatles, Culture, Music, Self-indulgent nonsense

Menlove & Forthlin

As my son and heir and I knew we would be at a loose end today, I booked us on the tour of … Continue reading Menlove & Forthlin

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

60's, Beatles, Culture, Humour, Music

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Mega. 422 Down. Continue reading 1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Away In The Sky

60's, Beatles, Record collecting, Soundtrack

Away In The Sky

I find the Beatles particularly difficult to write about, they’re too much part of me – my parents played them … Continue reading Away In The Sky

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

Beatles, Pop, Vinyl

I’m Happy Just To Dance With You

I was 24 when I first realised it was possible to criticise the Beatles. The Beatles were the first band I … Continue reading I’m Happy Just To Dance With You