Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m very proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Saturday night chez-1537

Click to read properly

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All for £2.50

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Moss!! Moss!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It really was that blue waiting for them

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Lenin And McCarthy

Culture, Indie, McCarthy, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Lenin And McCarthy

Taxi for Mr Windsor? Taxi for Mr Windsor? Continue reading Lenin And McCarthy

1537 vs. RSD 2018

Culture, Music, Psych-Punk, Record collecting, Rock, Space Rock, Vinyl, White Hills

1537 vs. RSD 2018

The Boogaloo Guru says ‘drink me’. Continue reading 1537 vs. RSD 2018

Culture, Indie, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Psych-Punk, Record collecting, Vinyl

Strange Glaze

Hey, it’s the festive season! This calls for a derranged psych cow punk assault on the senses. Continue reading Strange Glaze

Gospill Poppers

Culture, Indie, Music, Psych, Record collecting, Rock, Spacemen 3, Swearing, Vinyl

Gospill Poppers

In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers

The Mutt’s Nuts

Culture, Indie, Music, Mutts, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

The Mutt’s Nuts

In which our hero admits he is a filthy mutt. Continue reading The Mutt’s Nuts

Stink Stank Stunk

Culture, Music, Punk, Record collecting, Replacements, Vinyl

Stink Stank Stunk

You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk

Soufflé So Good, So What

Baggy, Culture, Dance, Farm, Indie, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What