Not Slaughter
White bread, no roughage. Continue reading Not Slaughter
Category: Indie
My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
The 1537 motoring column makes its’ debut. Continue reading My Other Car Is A Windhoeker Maschinenfabrik Wer’wolf MKII
Royally Truxed Up
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
You hum it, I’ll painstakingly transcribe it. Continue reading Julian Cope: Julian H. Cope Lyrics
The Rite Stuff
At last a nice sensible rock star mentions insurance. Continue reading The Rite Stuff
Fulsome Prism Blues
Wee? sleekit? cow’rin? tim’rous? then, dear beastie, this is not an LP for you. Continue reading Fulsome Prism Blues
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Up To Mark Kozelek In You
What is next to the moon? Continue reading Up To Mark Kozelek In You
Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
My mate’s older brother once dated Trudi from this band. Continue reading Trudi, Or Not Trudi – That Is The Question
That’s One Big Cock
Huge cock, sitting up straight and odd? Now there’s a 12″ for you. Continue reading That’s One Big Cock
Yes, The Good Ones
Once in a while you got to
Burn down your house keep your dreaming alive. Continue reading Yes, The Good Ones
It’s Not Really Kylie, Is It?
The Auteurs hauteur prevented them from becoming haute couture. Continue reading It’s Not Really Kylie, Is It?
Bobby Plant On Harmonica
Sexy panther skunk guitar-o-rama-lama-ding-dong. Welcome, Primals. Continue reading Bobby Plant On Harmonica
Gliding Through The Abattoir
Once upon a time I would have awarded it a Kid C, now? Kid A Continue reading Gliding Through The Abattoir
Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
A rag bag of reviews tenuously held together by some half-assed conceptual link. Again. Continue reading Slide Guitar, Glide Sitar
C-Q-D/Sea
Impeccable class and restraint? It has to be 1537. Continue reading C-Q-D/Sea
Wiggy Giggy Giggy Wiggy Wiggy Giggy Giggy
Wiggy Giggy Giggy Wiggy Wiggy Giggy Giggy Continue reading Wiggy Giggy Giggy Wiggy Wiggy Giggy Giggy
We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days
Tales from the old country Continue reading We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days
Chariots Of Ire
A proper Fall review for all of us maladjusted little monkeys. Continue reading Chariots Of Ire
Would You Keep It? Would You Eat It?
An LP best eaten, or best kept? our hero deliberates. Continue reading Would You Keep It? Would You Eat It?
Exile On Man Street
Because Phair’s fair, innit? Continue reading Exile On Man Street
Lenin And McCarthy
Taxi for Mr Windsor? Taxi for Mr Windsor? Continue reading Lenin And McCarthy
1537 vs. RSD 2018
The Boogaloo Guru says ‘drink me’. Continue reading 1537 vs. RSD 2018
Strange Glaze
Hey, it’s the festive season! This calls for a derranged psych cow punk assault on the senses. Continue reading Strange Glaze
Gospill Poppers
In which our hero grapples with an LP with a very rude title. Don’t these chaps have any common decency? Continue reading Gospill Poppers
The Mutt’s Nuts
In which our hero admits he is a filthy mutt. Continue reading The Mutt’s Nuts
Stink Stank Stunk
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
Soufflé So Good, So What
In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What
This Ain’t No Fuckin’ Around
Go, go little record go It is named by Some guy named Joe (Trompe Le Monde) And redneckers they get us … Continue reading This Ain’t No Fuckin’ Around