Time for our William Tell act

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Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It really was that blue waiting for them

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out

Paul’s bedroom

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like this one

She’s got …

Rush Hour

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It’s mine, all mine

All kneel and worship!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You look so super

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Wife, daughter and dog

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m rather proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

Some famous clock thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like the way this one turned out.

Nice hair dudes !

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Mmm, conceptual

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Useful to know where they keep it

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m very proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Brain Donor, Indie, Julian Cope, Record collecting

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