Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Saturday night chez-1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like the way this one turned out.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Still life, with tissues

Replicas vs. Replicants

Paul’s bedroom

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Nice hair dudes !

Mmm, conceptual

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m very proud of this one

You look so super

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m quite proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All for £2.50

Roll Up !!

I love how this one turned out!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t cry Billy.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Daytime Pyro

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Note: Obligatory beard

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rush Hour

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Time for our William Tell act

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All kneel and worship!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Easter cake, made by me.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out

Brain Donor, Indie, Julian Cope, Record collecting

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