Pricking Floyd’s large gravitarse. Continue reading Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
In which the true meaning of Christmas is discussed, dissected and eaten. Continue reading If I Was A Turkey, With My Priorities Straight
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
Eschewing my usual ‘leave it 20 years’ policy, I review an LP released last Friday. Continue reading Les Synthé Analogique
Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Escape life’s dissonance and antagonism by listening to an LP full of, umm, dissonance and antagonism. Continue reading Sci-Fried
In which Paul depukeinates a platter. Continue reading When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke
Sick shrimp shit going down? can only be Elvis. Continue reading Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
Tales from the old country Continue reading We Grow Fat On The Charms Of Our Idle Dreary Days
In which our young hero kisses and tells. Continue reading Hazy Horizontal Happiness
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
In which our young hero catches a rise. Continue reading Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah
Carrion birds feasting on the smeared remains of the dead? yikes! Continue reading The Goddess Shrugs Green
Capitalism = Bad, Fish = Good. Continue reading Radge Against The Machine
In which our hero bares his big fat hairy reverie to the multiverse. Continue reading Transports Of Delight
Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles
‘It was 20 years ago in May / Sean Lennon told the band to play’ Continue reading Sean Of The Dad
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
A proper Fall review for all of us maladjusted little monkeys. Continue reading Chariots Of Ire
An LP best eaten, or best kept? our hero deliberates. Continue reading Would You Keep It? Would You Eat It?
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
Because Phair’s fair, innit? Continue reading Exile On Man Street
Because he messed it up. Fool. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)
The full text from my 2014 paper – A Contextual Analysis of Contemporary Marxist Feminist Views on Exile On Main Street. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review
What is a beach? When can one say one is truly on one? Neil knows. Continue reading Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money
‘Copacabana?! Oh baby, this is soul night!’ Continue reading 2000 Brain Cells Ago