An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m quite proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Replicas vs. Replicants

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rush Hour

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

I like this one

You look so super

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly

Useful to know where they keep it

Daytime Pyro

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

It’s mine, all mine

Saturday night chez-1537

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Some famous clock thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

She’s got …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Roll Up !!

Still life, with tissues

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t cry Billy.

I love how this one turned out!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Time for our William Tell act

Mmm, conceptual

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

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Let’s Hear It For Frankie

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Let’s Hear It For Frankie

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Oxymorone

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Ain’t Talkin ‘Bout Lub

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The Embryonic Frog

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The Embryonic Frog

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Walt Disney, Gong, Frank Herbert

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The People’s Receiver

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The People’s Receiver

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