I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Time for our William Tell act

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

All kneel and worship!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

December 10, 1949

Culture, Culture, Fats Domino, Music, Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

December 10, 1949

The date of the biggest and best eruption there has ever been? Continue reading December 10, 1949

Glitter Sweet Symphony

Mark Lanegan, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl, Witch

Glitter Sweet Symphony

Tunes! Tunes!! Tunes!!! Continue reading Glitter Sweet Symphony

Culture, Manic Street Preachers, Music, Punk, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense

Gig Tonight

Rock? on a Tuesday evening?! You animal. Continue reading Gig Tonight

The G12″ Summit

Culture, Dance, Disco, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

The G12″ Summit

The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit

Culture, Dogs D'Amour, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock, Vinyl

Gin Like Flynn

A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn

Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

1537 vs. 2017

In which our hero nails down the lid on 2017. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2017

Never Mind The Baubles

Christmas, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense

Never Mind The Baubles

In which our hero delivers a message of seasonal cheer, featuring asparagus. Continue reading Never Mind The Baubles