Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It really was that blue waiting for them

Daytime Pyro

Useful to know where they keep it

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like this one

Mmm, conceptual

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Still life, with tissues

Time for our William Tell act

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All kneel and worship!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Moss!! Moss!!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Saturday night chez-1537

It’s mine, all mine

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Some famous clock thing

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Click to read properly

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Culture, Dogs D'Amour, Hard Rock, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Rock, Self-indulgent nonsense, Sleaze rock, Vinyl

Gin Like Flynn

A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn

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1537 vs. 2017

In which our hero nails down the lid on 2017. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2017

Never Mind The Baubles

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Never Mind The Baubles

In which our hero delivers a message of seasonal cheer, featuring asparagus. Continue reading Never Mind The Baubles

Blog Dylan: A Hard-Boiled Rain’s A-gonna Fall

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Blog Dylan: A Hard-Boiled Rain’s A-gonna Fall

Bob Dylan and Haruki Murakami? This must be a Blog Dylan happening. Continue reading Blog Dylan: A Hard-Boiled Rain’s A-gonna Fall

Have You Forgotten?

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Have You Forgotten?

In-which-our-hero-ponders-alien-abduction-and-yearning. Continue reading Have You Forgotten?

Feeding Firenze

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Feeding Firenze

Lucca, Florence, Siena, San Gimignano, Castellina in Chianti … I think I’ve just been holidaying in one of the most … Continue reading Feeding Firenze

1537 Buys A Birthday Card

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1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card