Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Roll Up !!

Still life, with tissues

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like the way this one turned out.

Rush Hour

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

It’s mine, all mine

I’m quite proud of this one

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Easter cake, made by me.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like this one

Some famous clock thing

Saturday night chez-1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

You look so super

I love how this one turned out!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Paul’s bedroom

Daytime Pyro

Useful to know where they keep it

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Click to read properly

All for £2.50

I’m very proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

She’s got …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Christmas, Self-indulgent nonsense

Special Reindeer Cuddle

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Christmas, Culture, Self-indulgent nonsense

Nate Of The Station 2015

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Christmas, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Back Door Satan

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