It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I love how this one turned out!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Paul’s bedroom

Replicas vs. Replicants

All kneel and worship!

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Roll Up !!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m rather proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Some famous clock thing

I’m very proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

Don’t cry Billy.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The first picture I ever took for 1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Mmm, conceptual

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Easter cake, made by me.

Daytime Pyro

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Still life, with tissues

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out.

Nice hair dudes !

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Useful to know where they keep it

Moss!! Moss!!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Christmas, Self-indulgent nonsense

Special Reindeer Cuddle

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Nate Of The Station 2015

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Christmas, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Back Door Satan

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