Replicas vs. Replicants

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

It really was that blue waiting for them

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Easter cake, made by me.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Wife, daughter and dog

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Saturday night chez-1537

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Rush Hour

Time for our William Tell act

Roll Up !!

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m rather proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

She’s got …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love how this one turned out!

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It’s mine, all mine

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Moss!! Moss!!

All kneel and worship!

Mmm, conceptual

Ordem e Progresso

Culture, Dead Cross, Heavy Metal, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Ordem e Progresso

My shit stinks like the breath of your mom Swing your stick boy, bring it on… (Shillelagh) Some things are … Continue reading Ordem e Progresso

Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0

Culture, Hardcore, Music, Off!, Punk, Record collecting, Vinyl

Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0

I’m a perfectly balanced individual* and I’m pretty happy at the moment but I just felt the need to RAGE … Continue reading Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0

Exile On Stain Street

Hardcore, Music, Poison idea, Record collecting, Vinyl

Exile On Stain Street

Come in, sit down, what seems to be the problem? no, don’t tell me, let’s guess: Have you just been … Continue reading Exile On Stain Street

Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog

Culture, Helmet, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog

Wafer thin The waif is in She’s chlorine clean and portion fed Feed the dog Slop the hog Shine the … Continue reading Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog

Tasteless, Witless And Pointless

Alice Donut, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Vinyl

Tasteless, Witless And Pointless

‘Tasteless, witless and pointless’*, I took that from the review on Allmusic for Alice Donut’s fourth LP. i have no doubt … Continue reading Tasteless, Witless And Pointless

Pequod The Night

Culture, Dance, Hardcore, Moby, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Pequod The Night

Or: Stuck Inside of Moby With The Memphis Blues Again. Okay Wembley Stadium, Whew! Great to see a full house … Continue reading Pequod The Night

Dickie Hammond: RIP

Culture, Leatherface, Music

Dickie Hammond: RIP

Some sad news today, I found out that Dickie Hammond had passed away a few days ago. Hammond was the … Continue reading Dickie Hammond: RIP