If I Was A Turkey, With My Priorities Straight
In which the true meaning of Christmas is discussed, dissected and eaten. Continue reading If I Was A Turkey, With My Priorities Straight
Category: Hardcore
A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
Ordem e Progresso
My shit stinks like the breath of your mom Swing your stick boy, bring it on… (Shillelagh) Some things are … Continue reading Ordem e Progresso
Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
I’m a perfectly balanced individual* and I’m pretty happy at the moment but I just felt the need to RAGE … Continue reading Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
Exile On Stain Street
Come in, sit down, what seems to be the problem? no, don’t tell me, let’s guess: Have you just been … Continue reading Exile On Stain Street
Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog
Wafer thin The waif is in She’s chlorine clean and portion fed Feed the dog Slop the hog Shine the … Continue reading Debark The Log, Slop The Heavy Hog
Tasteless, Witless And Pointless
‘Tasteless, witless and pointless’*, I took that from the review on Allmusic for Alice Donut’s fourth LP. i have no doubt … Continue reading Tasteless, Witless And Pointless
Pequod The Night
Or: Stuck Inside of Moby With The Memphis Blues Again. Okay Wembley Stadium, Whew! Great to see a full house … Continue reading Pequod The Night
Dickie Hammond: RIP
Some sad news today, I found out that Dickie Hammond had passed away a few days ago. Hammond was the … Continue reading Dickie Hammond: RIP
Guilty As Charged!
Do you have a say on what goes on? I don’t think so One really good thing about the recent … Continue reading Guilty As Charged!
The Crumbs Of Suck
Kraftwerk Radio-Activity, Stevie Wonder Talking Book … The Crumbsuckers Beast On My Back – the only logically sound progression from … Continue reading The Crumbs Of Suck
Freight Train Coming
At The Drive-In Relationship Of Command is a heavy, heavy LP. In fact I don’t mind admitting to you that this album … Continue reading Freight Train Coming
Skin Deep
We’ve had far too much sophistication and elegance gracing these pages recently, so let’s smash it all to the floor … Continue reading Skin Deep
Cover And Duck
Picked up for a few quid in Chester one lunchtime when I was feeling a bit blue, I bought Duck … Continue reading Cover And Duck
Feel The Poison
Nope not Bret Michaels and chums*, but a full-on 1990 metallic hardcore punk savaging from Portland’s finest, Poison Idea Feel … Continue reading Feel The Poison
Restraint
I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a … Continue reading Restraint
Shave Your Soul
Doing the whole 1537 thang, I’ve come to realize I own far more compilations than I ever thought I did*, … Continue reading Shave Your Soul
It’s Da BOMN
Fuck the chickens, I don’t like milk Fuck the chickens, I don’t like milk Yup, let it be known that … Continue reading It’s Da BOMN
Aglio e Olio
Form following content (or vice versa) here’s a short quick one about a short quick record, Beastie Boys Aglio e … Continue reading Aglio e Olio
4 Records, 8 Songs; 7″ Of Joy
Since ‘fessing up to being complicit in the neglect and mistreatment of a, once mighty but now, endangered species, namely the … Continue reading 4 Records, 8 Songs; 7″ Of Joy
Short Music For Short People For Ever
Now after some 40’s cool jazz where to go next? Short Music For Short People is the obvious, obvious answer, … Continue reading Short Music For Short People For Ever
Full Metal Jackoff
Play the second side of Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors by Jello Biafra with D.O.A first is my advice, … Continue reading Full Metal Jackoff