Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Some famous clock thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You look so super

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Time for our William Tell act

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

Click to read properly

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

She’s got …

Rush Hour

I’m rather proud of this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Easter cake, made by me.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It’s mine, all mine

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

Wife, daughter and dog

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Roll Up !!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

I like this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like the way this one turned out.

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Play My Organ Solo

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