I’m rather proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Some famous clock thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Wife, daughter and dog

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

She’s got …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

You look so super

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m very proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t cry Billy.

Daytime Pyro

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Mmm, conceptual

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love how this one turned out!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rush Hour

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like the way this one turned out.

Time for our William Tell act

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Easter cake, made by me.

Saturday night chez-1537

Still life, with tissues

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nice hair dudes !

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

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