Roll Up !!

All kneel and worship!

I’m very proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

All for £2.50

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

Mmm, conceptual

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You look so super

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Daytime Pyro

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Rush Hour

It’s mine, all mine

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

There’s A Message In the Music

Culture, Disco, Funk, Music, Record collecting, Soul, Vinyl

There’s A Message In the Music

Music, it’s a goddamned powerful transformative thing. Take this next one of mine, it’s got me through good times, bad … Continue reading There’s A Message In the Music

Salt In The Sugar Bowl

Funk, Music, Record collecting, Stevie Wonder, Vinyl

Salt In The Sugar Bowl

It took me a long while to get to Stevie Wonder. When I was growing up everything I ever heard of … Continue reading Salt In The Sugar Bowl

Play My Organ Solo

Funk, Money Mark, Record collecting, Vinyl

Play My Organ Solo

I don’t really feel like a man I feel alone playing on a keyboard Going to play my organ solo … Continue reading Play My Organ Solo

Dennis Coffey, Disco, Funk, Vinyl

Dirty Ashtray

Just a brief one today as I’m still a bit hung over post-1537 Awards, I still can’t believe that I … Continue reading Dirty Ashtray

Beck, Funk, Hip Hop, Vinyl

Sexx Offender

After a few days absence, I had hoped I’d come roaring back into all your lives wielding a long-overlooked gem … Continue reading Sexx Offender

Too Betty Davis

Betty Davis, Funk, Miles Davis, Record collecting

Too Betty Davis

Too wild for husband Miles Davis*, too rock for black radio in 1973, too intelligent to carry on working as … Continue reading Too Betty Davis