I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Some famous clock thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

There’s A Message In the Music

Culture, Disco, Funk, Music, Record collecting, Soul, Vinyl

There’s A Message In the Music

Music, it’s a goddamned powerful transformative thing. Take this next one of mine, it’s got me through good times, bad … Continue reading There’s A Message In the Music

Salt In The Sugar Bowl

Funk, Music, Record collecting, Stevie Wonder, Vinyl

Salt In The Sugar Bowl

It took me a long while to get to Stevie Wonder. When I was growing up everything I ever heard of … Continue reading Salt In The Sugar Bowl

Play My Organ Solo

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Play My Organ Solo

I don’t really feel like a man I feel alone playing on a keyboard Going to play my organ solo … Continue reading Play My Organ Solo

Dennis Coffey, Disco, Funk, Vinyl

Dirty Ashtray

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Beck, Funk, Hip Hop, Vinyl

Sexx Offender

After a few days absence, I had hoped I’d come roaring back into all your lives wielding a long-overlooked gem … Continue reading Sexx Offender

Too Betty Davis

Betty Davis, Funk, Miles Davis, Record collecting

Too Betty Davis

Too wild for husband Miles Davis*, too rock for black radio in 1973, too intelligent to carry on working as … Continue reading Too Betty Davis