Rush Hour

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All for £2.50

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out.

You look so super

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Useful to know where they keep it

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

All kneel and worship!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

She’s got …

Some famous clock thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m quite proud of this one

Roll Up !!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

I’m rather proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

80's, Culture, Music, Prince, Vinyl

Why We Evolved Ears

I hope you don’t mind if I start with an extended quote but I have tried to write a review … Continue reading Why We Evolved Ears

Music, Pop, Prince, Record collecting, Vinyl

Purplelectricity

Before he seemingly mislaid his knack of writing a good tune* I was quite a Prince fan, buying a shed … Continue reading Purplelectricity

Music, Obsessive behaviour, Prince, Record collecting, Vinyl

Prince 12″

Sadly this wasn’t my nickname at school, or indeed at any point thereafter. It’s taken me 12 posts to make … Continue reading Prince 12″

M	T	W	T	F	S	S
« Mar
						1
2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
30