I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Click to read properly

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Some famous clock thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love how this one turned out!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Daylight Throbbery

60's, Culture, Music, Pop, Tom Jones

Daylight Throbbery

The greatest living Welshman … writes about a compatriot. Continue reading Daylight Throbbery

Now The Party’s Over

80's, Culture, Music, Pop, Roxy Music

Now The Party’s Over

In which our young hero enjoins everyone to ‘be more Bryan’. Continue reading Now The Party’s Over

Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

80's, 80s, Culture, Games, Japan, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Pop, Record collecting, Vinyl, Zombies!!!

Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies

Sean Of The Dad

Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Pop, Record collecting, Sean Lennon, Vinyl

Sean Of The Dad

‘It was 20 years ago in May / Sean Lennon told the band to play’ Continue reading Sean Of The Dad

1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Black Sabbath, Culture, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Pop, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card

Do Believe The Hype

Culture, Dire Straits, Hip Hop, Lego, Music, Public Enemy, Record collecting, Vinyl

Do Believe The Hype

From a rebel its final on black vinyl Soul, rock and roll comin’ like a rhino (Rebel Without a Pause) … Continue reading Do Believe The Hype

Smells Like Goat Shhh

80's, Culture, Dire Straits, Music, Pop, Pub Rock, Record collecting, Vinyl

Smells Like Goat Shhh

You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh