Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Oh give me a good guitar and you can say that my hair’s a disgrace Continue reading Gunfire, Guillotine, Dynamite With A Laser Beam
Category: Pop
Fancy A Quickie?
In which our young hero encounters some larger-than-normal avians Continue reading Fancy A Quickie?
Rogue Maels
I-Ron-Y Mael-den Continue reading Rogue Maels
For Fox Sake!
Dr Spooner in the house! Continue reading For Fox Sake!
She Calmly Smokes A Cigarette While Her Pyrotechnic Bra Activates
One of my top 7 Lady Gaga reviews, that Continue reading She Calmly Smokes A Cigarette While Her Pyrotechnic Bra Activates
The Principal Pleasure
Oh, the Numanity! Continue reading The Principal Pleasure
Scratch Out Her Eyes!
In which our young hero unleashes his Id. Continue reading Scratch Out Her Eyes!
Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Slave To The Virgin
Madge, Grace, Jimmy Nail and Lovejoy … all bets are off. Continue reading Slave To The Virgin
What?! On the Piano?!
The tail of the comet is worth watching too. Continue reading What?! On the Piano?!
I Might Just Follow
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
Fleur dans votre bain, amour dans vos draps … whatever next? oh, that. Continue reading I’ll Hug You With My Legs, Baby
That’s A Good Move
Stompy-stompy, bass line, handclaps, guitar lick, enormous chorus: repeat = glory. Continue reading That’s A Good Move
Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
‘It’s the real killer-diller’, says our young hero. Continue reading Band Members In A Carefree Tableaux
Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
Pricking Floyd’s large gravitarse. Continue reading Satin-Clad Snake-Hipped Boogie Droog
Daylight Throbbery
The greatest living Welshman … writes about a compatriot. Continue reading Daylight Throbbery
Now The Party’s Over
In which our young hero enjoins everyone to ‘be more Bryan’. Continue reading Now The Party’s Over
Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
Sean Of The Dad
‘It was 20 years ago in May / Sean Lennon told the band to play’ Continue reading Sean Of The Dad
1537 Buys A Birthday Card
Now I’m not one of those obsessed types of fellas who has to buy an LP wherever he goes, no … Continue reading 1537 Buys A Birthday Card
Do Believe The Hype
From a rebel its final on black vinyl Soul, rock and roll comin’ like a rhino (Rebel Without a Pause) … Continue reading Do Believe The Hype
Smells Like Goat Shhh
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Infected Heartland
Sorry there’s a bit of a glitch in my matrix, I’ve just become totally obsessed with one song, ‘Heartland’ by … Continue reading Infected Heartland
Frictionless Fruitiness And Other Delights
Switch me on Turn me up Don’t want it Baudelaire Just glitter lust Switch me on Turn me up I … Continue reading Frictionless Fruitiness And Other Delights
The Valium Panthers
On a shiny gatefold cover an impossibly angular woman in shiny sheath couture totters forwards with a panther on a … Continue reading The Valium Panthers
Winged Demons Are The Hardest To Outfox
I only picked up The Pretenders a couple of years ago but I’ve known and dug it for ever, great … Continue reading Winged Demons Are The Hardest To Outfox
Can’t Run Butt
Like most of the Western world I fell in love with Paul Simon’s Graceland album, coming from a household where … Continue reading Can’t Run Butt
Thanks Juli
I really like the man and quite a lot of his music but I only own two Springsteen LPs. When … Continue reading Thanks Juli
The Tricky Tail
There are times when I find myself liking Genesis despite myself. It’s disconcerting. Here I am with a healthy self-image … Continue reading The Tricky Tail
Alice Kisses The Carpet
Alice pressed against the wall So she can see the door In case the laughing strangers crawl and Crush the … Continue reading Alice Kisses The Carpet