With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Some famous clock thing

Time for our William Tell act

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Moss!! Moss!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Paul’s bedroom

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

She’s got …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Nice hair dudes !

It doesn’t get any better than this!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Wife, daughter and dog

Daytime Pyro

Mmm, conceptual

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly

You look so super

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m very proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I love how this one turned out!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

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So Now I’m Alone

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