Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m very proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Roll Up !!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m rather proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Paul’s bedroom

Wife, daughter and dog

Note: Obligatory beard

Nice hair dudes !

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Easter cake, made by me.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Time for our William Tell act

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m quite proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

Don’t cry Billy.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

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Whimsy & Chips

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So Now I’m Alone

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Car Slick

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