Our young hero muses on the fact that, It’s a very small world in the middle of a crowd. Continue reading Never Surrender!
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
Punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness. Continue reading Ripsaw Rock
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation
Secretly recording your dad? now that’s punk rock! Continue reading I Don’t Want To Listen To You And These Other Dummies!
In which I defile a Lego minifigure in the name of my art. Continue reading Margarine Walker
In which our young hero ponders what the opposite of ergonomic is. Continue reading I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
I too am a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Continue reading Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
Rock? on a Tuesday evening?! You animal. Continue reading Gig Tonight
Nerf Herder American Cheese? It never grates. Continue reading Let It Brie
A learned treatise on my favourite Dostoyevsky novel. With added Iggy. Continue reading All Aboard For Funtime
‘A headlong sugar rush into barely harnessed chaos’? sign me up! Continue reading Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Oh baby baby what can I do You know you drive me crazy when I’m looking at you The summer’s … Continue reading Never Mind Judy, Said Beartrice Incoherently …
I’m a perfectly balanced individual* and I’m pretty happy at the moment but I just felt the need to RAGE … Continue reading Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
I’m a product of America From the morgue to the prisons Cold metal, when I start my band Cold metal, … Continue reading Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
Don’t love my baby for her pouting lips Don’t love my baby for her curvy hips I love my baby … Continue reading Flying Sauce Attack
The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with… … Continue reading Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine
I only picked up The Pretenders a couple of years ago but I’ve known and dug it for ever, great … Continue reading Winged Demons Are The Hardest To Outfox
White boy : I don’t think it’s a problem cuz most of the girls ask for it Kathleen : Uh … Continue reading Pretty Little Ladies
Until I heard Graham Parker & The Rumour Squeezing Out Sparks I had him pegged as a very good product … Continue reading Freshly Squozen
So there I was mindlessly browsing my way through some stuff on Discogs this afternoon, when I happened across this: … Continue reading 1-2-3-4 … Regrets, I’ve Had A Few
I was sayin’ let me out of here before I was even born (Blank Generation) I withdrew from the street … Continue reading Hell’s Angles
Cheree, Cheree My comic book fantasy Oh, I love you Oh, baby Cheree, Cheree Shut the door, baby Oh, I … Continue reading Let’s Hear It For Frankie
Often in times of emotional and political turmoil I reach for the sacred truth in music to carry me through and … Continue reading Ameobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The Boomtown Rats, here’s one that was far more interesting than I remembered it being. First let’s shelve all we … Continue reading I Am An Island, Entire Of Myself