Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord, Let’s lynch the landlord man! Continue reading Efficiency And Progress Is Ours Once More!
Category: Punk
Lost And Found
More habits than a convent cloakroom, it’s the Heartbreakers! Continue reading Lost And Found
Oeuf!
French? Jacques oeuf! Continue reading Oeuf!
It’s Dee Dee’s Fault I Am This Way (Slight Return)
Dee Dee vs the Sundragon Continue reading It’s Dee Dee’s Fault I Am This Way (Slight Return)
It’s Dee Dee’s Fault I Am This Way
How do you follow the best LP ever made? you leave home, that’s how Continue reading It’s Dee Dee’s Fault I Am This Way
Drool And The Gang
London brawling Continue reading Drool And The Gang
I Thought The Law
Nobody pulls these strings! Continue reading I Thought The Law
Miranda Wrongs
An uplifting educational post featuring Latin, animals and a gentle vibe Continue reading Miranda Wrongs
Never Surrender!
Our young hero muses on the fact that, It’s a very small world in the middle of a crowd. Continue reading Never Surrender!
Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
What’s a boy have to do to rebel around here?! Continue reading Tell Me What You’ve Got To Look So Pleased About!
Ripsaw Rock
Punkorama-lamma-lamma-big-dong punky garage oddness. Continue reading Ripsaw Rock
Just Over Halfway, Actually
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
Punktuation
Punks Not Dead, but punctuation may well be on life-support Continue reading Punktuation
I Don’t Want To Listen To You And These Other Dummies!
Secretly recording your dad? now that’s punk rock! Continue reading I Don’t Want To Listen To You And These Other Dummies!
Margarine Walker
In which I defile a Lego minifigure in the name of my art. Continue reading Margarine Walker
I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
In which our young hero ponders what the opposite of ergonomic is. Continue reading I Need A Drink, I Can’t Think, I Like The Kinks
A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
The eighties, No thanks! Continue reading 1537 Ain’t No Feeble Bastard
Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
I too am a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Continue reading Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
Gig Tonight
Rock? on a Tuesday evening?! You animal. Continue reading Gig Tonight
Let It Brie
Nerf Herder American Cheese? It never grates. Continue reading Let It Brie
All Aboard For Funtime
A learned treatise on my favourite Dostoyevsky novel. With added Iggy. Continue reading All Aboard For Funtime
Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
‘A headlong sugar rush into barely harnessed chaos’? sign me up! Continue reading Arrr-Tey-Fish-Ewwl
Stink Stank Stunk
You want punk? we got punk. You want toilet roll? we got that too. Continue reading Stink Stank Stunk
Smells Like Goat Shhh
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Never Mind Judy, Said Beartrice Incoherently …
Oh baby baby what can I do You know you drive me crazy when I’m looking at you The summer’s … Continue reading Never Mind Judy, Said Beartrice Incoherently …
Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
I’m a perfectly balanced individual* and I’m pretty happy at the moment but I just felt the need to RAGE … Continue reading Final Score Just In – Off! 16 :Bloated Plutocrats 0
Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
I’m a product of America From the morgue to the prisons Cold metal, when I start my band Cold metal, … Continue reading Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
Flying Sauce Attack
Don’t love my baby for her pouting lips Don’t love my baby for her curvy hips I love my baby … Continue reading Flying Sauce Attack
Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine
The world is a sick machine Breeding a mass of shit With such a desolate conclusion Fill the void with… … Continue reading Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sick Machine