Lord I’m Crazy ‘Bout A Mercury
In which our young hero reflects on being an even younger hero. Continue reading Lord I’m Crazy ‘Bout A Mercury
Category: Rock
The Democratic Process! What A Time To Be Alive!
Make America Clutch again. Continue reading The Democratic Process! What A Time To Be Alive!
Mace, Bruise & Dang!
That rarest of beasts, a truly forgotten rock classic. Continue reading Mace, Bruise & Dang!
Spanked Purple
Creature discomforts. Continue reading Spanked Purple
Siesta Time Is Over!
Party for your right to fight! Continue reading Siesta Time Is Over!
I Might Just Follow
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
Christmas 1986
This is what I wanted, this was what I got, for Xmas, a little bit early. Continue reading Christmas 1986
Royally Truxed Up
Be a frayed, be very frayed. Continue reading Royally Truxed Up
1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
An original draft of my PhD thesis on the musical and cultural significance of Floyd’s ultimate stoner landmark. Continue reading 1537 vs. Dark Side Of The Moon: Full Unabridged Review
Wuther Fucka
About a racehorse. Maybe. Continue reading Wuther Fucka
À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
The things your one-eyed friend can help you recall. Continue reading À La Recherche Du Tits Perdu
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
I am the resurrection and I am the light, the Stone Roses 2nd isn’t shite Continue reading Guns ‘n’ Stones’s
Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
A pictorial representation of the semi-finals of the world’s greatest sporting event. Continue reading Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals
Just Over Halfway, Actually
In which our young hero drives down the ULC of an LP to £0.75. Continue reading Just Over Halfway, Actually
Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
In which our young hero bikes butt-naked to Anywhere. Continue reading Naked Japanese Biker Dudes
1537 The Brave
In which our young hero goes somewhere else for a bit, then comes back. Continue reading 1537 The Brave
Stax O’ Fun
Not quite sure quite how I got here but I am damned glad that I did. That pretty much sums … Continue reading Stax O’ Fun
1537 Buys Some Shoes
Let’s hope it doesn’t rain on our young hero anytime soon. Continue reading 1537 Buys Some Shoes
High-Stepping Sexy Witches
In which our young hero extols a voice to make mountains crumble and high-stepping sexy witches. Continue reading High-Stepping Sexy Witches
Sussed Scepter Bull
In which our young hero writes in praise of archaeology Continue reading Sussed Scepter Bull
Conscience Free Depravity
Beware: The ultimate depravity. Continue reading Conscience Free Depravity
Jam After Jam After Jam
Don’t you blame it on sunshine, Don’t blame it on moonlight, Blame it on the Endless Boogie. Continue reading Jam After Jam After Jam
Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Warning: Contains Canadians Continue reading Bright Red Rock Rocket Of Hope
Bobby Plant On Harmonica
Sexy panther skunk guitar-o-rama-lama-ding-dong. Welcome, Primals. Continue reading Bobby Plant On Harmonica
2 LPs, 4 Tracks
Going Away? Going Out? Blown Away? Blown Out. Continue reading 2 LPs, 4 Tracks
Halloween ’66
14:57, almost as good as 1537, but not quite. Continue reading Halloween ’66
Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Monday, sad, sad Monday / She’s waiting for me / But I’m a long, long way from home. Continue reading Monday Sad, Sad Monday
Butch Casette-idy
In which our young hero gets very Butch. Continue reading Butch Casette-idy
I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!