In which our young hero gets very Butch. Continue reading Butch Casette-idy
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which Paul depukeinates a platter. Continue reading When I Heard It, I Didn’t Puke
Queen I: bit shit compared to The Works? Discuss (using appropriate diagrams). Continue reading Frustrate Their Knavish Tricks
In which our young hero catches a rise. Continue reading Oooooo Yeah, Ooh Yeah
Capitalism = Bad, Fish = Good. Continue reading Radge Against The Machine
In which our hero bares his big fat hairy reverie to the multiverse. Continue reading Transports Of Delight
Another aural madeleine. Continue reading California Über Alles
An LP best eaten, or best kept? our hero deliberates. Continue reading Would You Keep It? Would You Eat It?
Because he messed it up. Fool. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review (Slight Return)
The full text from my 2014 paper – A Contextual Analysis of Contemporary Marxist Feminist Views on Exile On Main Street. Continue reading 1537 vs. Exile On Main Street: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review
What is a beach? When can one say one is truly on one? Neil knows. Continue reading Life Ain’t Nothing But Beaches And Money
Spoiler Alert: our young hero writes about an LP he likes. Continue reading I Haven’t Fucked Much With The Past, But I’ve Fucked Plenty With The Future
Tunes! Tunes!! Tunes!!! Continue reading Glitter Sweet Symphony
In which our young hero gets very into restraint. Continue reading Sublime+3*
I too am a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Continue reading Dance To The Beat Of The Living Dead
Rock? on a Tuesday evening?! You animal. Continue reading Gig Tonight
The Boogaloo Guru says ‘drink me’. Continue reading 1537 vs. RSD 2018
Folk like a beast with the Wolf People. Continue reading Never Mind The Bucolics
Bad Co? cojones no es el corazón! Continue reading The 46th Best-Selling LP Of The 1970’s
A Dipsomaniac Dogs’ Diversion. Continue reading Gin Like Flynn
Nerf Herder American Cheese? It never grates. Continue reading Let It Brie
‘This is a band name Nikki Sixx stole from the Feelgoods / Tonight we’re stealing it back!’ Continue reading White Boy In Town, Big Black, Blue Sound
A learned treatise on my favourite Dostoyevsky novel. With added Iggy. Continue reading All Aboard For Funtime
A demonstration of how refined good taste and decorum always win out. Continue reading Can’t You See I’m Touched?!!!
Warning: post may contain Canadians doing Canadian stuff. Continue reading Let’s Smoke Some Kill
Containing a learned dissertation on Keith Richards’ ring. No, really. Continue reading People With Little Bits
Great song, but … that’s about it really. Continue reading Surfeit of ‘Tude
Yes, damnit I will dance one, but why do you insist on calling me Scaramouche? Continue reading What In The World Can A Nasty Dog Do?
In which our hero shows off about just how well Red he is. Continue reading Hells Angels, Knife Fights, Danger … King Crimson?