The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

I like this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Mmm, conceptual

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t cry Billy.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Wife, daughter and dog

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m rather proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I love how this one turned out!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Easter cake, made by me.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Useful to know where they keep it

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

She’s got …

Roll Up !!

Time for our William Tell act

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Still life, with tissues

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Some famous clock thing

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Daytime Pyro

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I like the way this one turned out

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You look so super

All for £2.50

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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