It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

I like this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Wife, daughter and dog

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m quite proud of this one

Roll Up !!

I’m very proud of this one

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

Moss!! Moss!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m rather proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Saturday night chez-1537

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Mmm, conceptual

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All kneel and worship!

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love how this one turned out!

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Some famous clock thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Babes In Toyland, Grunge, Record collecting

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