Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Paul’s bedroom

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Daytime Pyro

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I love how this one turned out!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

All kneel and worship!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

All for £2.50

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You look so super

Don’t cry Billy.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I’m very proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Wife, daughter and dog

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m quite proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Rush Hour

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Still life, with tissues

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Moss!! Moss!!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out

She’s got …

Click to read properly

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Note: Obligatory beard

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Babes In Toyland, Grunge, Record collecting

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