Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nice hair dudes !

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Don’t cry Billy.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Easter cake, made by me.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

You look so super

She’s got …

I love how this one turned out!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Useful to know where they keep it

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Rush Hour

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Moss!! Moss!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Daytime Pyro

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All kneel and worship!

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Paul’s bedroom

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m very proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All for £2.50

Note: Obligatory beard

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m rather proud of this one

Babes In Toyland, Grunge, Record collecting

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