Possibly a metaphor type thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Saturday night chez-1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Paul’s bedroom

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Still life, with tissues

Nice hair dudes !

Some famous clock thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

All kneel and worship!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m rather proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Useful to know where they keep it

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

Mmm, conceptual

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like this one

You look so super

Time for our William Tell act

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Note: Obligatory beard

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m very proud of this one

All for £2.50

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rush Hour

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t cry Billy.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Wife, daughter and dog

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I love how this one turned out!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

She’s got …

Easter cake, made by me.

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

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