Paul’s bedroom

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m very proud of this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It’s mine, all mine

I like the way this one turned out.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t cry Billy.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like this one

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m quite proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Roll Up !!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m rather proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

All kneel and worship!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

Easter cake, made by me.

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Saturday night chez-1537

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

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