Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Rush Hour

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m rather proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Replicas vs. Replicants

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You look so super

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All kneel and worship!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

It’s mine, all mine

Saturday night chez-1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

Paul’s bedroom

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Still life, with tissues

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

She’s got …

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Some famous clock thing

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Note: Obligatory beard

Nice hair dudes !

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out.

Moss!! Moss!!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

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