Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

Paul’s bedroom

Rural Virginia, yesterday

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Roll Up !!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Rush Hour

Daytime Pyro

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Mmm, conceptual

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Time for our William Tell act

Nice hair dudes !

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly

You look so super

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Wife, daughter and dog

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m rather proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Still life, with tissues

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Some famous clock thing

Easter cake, made by me.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Dogs D'Amour, Hard Rock, Music, Vinyl

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