Time for our William Tell act

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Useful to know where they keep it

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rush Hour

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It’s mine, all mine

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Easter cake, made by me.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Saturday night chez-1537

I like the way this one turned out

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

She’s got …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love how this one turned out!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It really was that blue waiting for them

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Moss!! Moss!!

Mmm, conceptual

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m rather proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nice hair dudes !

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

All for £2.50

All kneel and worship!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Paul’s bedroom

Still life, with tissues

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Click to read properly

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Roll Up !!

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