Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
Category: Brit rock
Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
All Hail, Porkbeast!
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
One Of Life’s Great Uglies!
Time to drink until you’re unconcho Mr Gillan! Continue reading One Of Life’s Great Uglies!
Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
Let It R.I.P
I’m getting excited, I’m off to see Iron Maiden at Liverpool Arena next Saturday night and I’m working myself up to full … Continue reading Let It R.I.P
The Goat In The Machine
Goat Live If You want It Udder The Bridge If You Want Blood, You Goat It Goat To Get You … Continue reading The Goat In The Machine
A Side Order Of Slide, Lorraine
I’m a bit conflicted. I’ve been just served a meal. It has been cooked really well. It has some of … Continue reading A Side Order Of Slide, Lorraine
One Guyrection
IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE MEANS ANYTHING YOU’RE JUST PLAIN FUCKING WRONG NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING FOREVER MORE! THERE IS NO … Continue reading One Guyrection
Keep Your Night Light Burning, Mr Integrity
There’s a stormlamp on the table Throwing shadows to the gable And you swallow if your able On a storyteller’s … Continue reading Keep Your Night Light Burning, Mr Integrity
New Booty
Don’t tell Mrs 1537* but I had a bit of a splurge the other day. I went out at lunch … Continue reading New Booty
Get In Line For Your Mind
Here’s one I’m pretty sure won’t trigger howls of recognition from y’all, but a very fine one in places, Atom … Continue reading Get In Line For Your Mind
Na-Na-Na-Na-Nukklear Rokket
Watch this before deciding whether to read any further: If not, that’s fine – no problem. 272 Down – you … Continue reading Na-Na-Na-Na-Nukklear Rokket
O.G
A bit of a gear change now from the cosmic and flighty to the, well, you decide: Crawl through the … Continue reading O.G
I Pledge Allegience
Something good happened to me yesterday. Something Black Spiders related. I know all the metal, wild cough mixture binges and … Continue reading I Pledge Allegience
Stay Down
A newer one today, Black Spiders Sons of the North, from 2011. A new band hailing from Sheffield, a city … Continue reading Stay Down
AHBLDALKWP
A genius title! Wolfsbane’s All Hell’s Breaking Loose Down At Little Kathy Wilson’s Place! * (abbreviated herewith to AHBLDALKWP). I treated … Continue reading AHBLDALKWP