In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our hero grapples with the demon drink. Losing to a KO in the first round. Continue reading Ha! Ha! Urg!!
In which our young hero scratches a 26 year itch Continue reading The Wildhearts: Tivoli, Buckley 29-11-2019
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Reverb, Anderson, Fast Green Dick, Porkbeast and Vom. Continue reading All Hail, Porkbeast!
Time to drink until you’re unconcho Mr Gillan! Continue reading One Of Life’s Great Uglies!
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
I’m getting excited, I’m off to see Iron Maiden at Liverpool Arena next Saturday night and I’m working myself up to full … Continue reading Let It R.I.P
Goat Live If You want It Udder The Bridge If You Want Blood, You Goat It Goat To Get You … Continue reading The Goat In The Machine
I’m a bit conflicted. I’ve been just served a meal. It has been cooked really well. It has some of … Continue reading A Side Order Of Slide, Lorraine
IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE MEANS ANYTHING YOU’RE JUST PLAIN FUCKING WRONG NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING FOREVER MORE! THERE IS NO … Continue reading One Guyrection
There’s a stormlamp on the table Throwing shadows to the gable And you swallow if your able On a storyteller’s … Continue reading Keep Your Night Light Burning, Mr Integrity
Don’t tell Mrs 1537* but I had a bit of a splurge the other day. I went out at lunch … Continue reading New Booty
Here’s one I’m pretty sure won’t trigger howls of recognition from y’all, but a very fine one in places, Atom … Continue reading Get In Line For Your Mind
Watch this before deciding whether to read any further: If not, that’s fine – no problem. 272 Down – you … Continue reading Na-Na-Na-Na-Nukklear Rokket
A bit of a gear change now from the cosmic and flighty to the, well, you decide: Crawl through the … Continue reading O.G
Something good happened to me yesterday. Something Black Spiders related. I know all the metal, wild cough mixture binges and … Continue reading I Pledge Allegience
A newer one today, Black Spiders Sons of the North, from 2011. A new band hailing from Sheffield, a city … Continue reading Stay Down
A genius title! Wolfsbane’s All Hell’s Breaking Loose Down At Little Kathy Wilson’s Place! * (abbreviated herewith to AHBLDALKWP). I treated … Continue reading AHBLDALKWP