Time for our William Tell act

I like this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t cry Billy.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It’s mine, all mine

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

She’s got …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Roll Up !!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Some famous clock thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Rural Virginia, yesterday

All for £2.50

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Easter cake, made by me.

Mmm, conceptual

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m very proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Paul’s bedroom

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

It really was that blue waiting for them

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nice hair dudes !

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Wife, daughter and dog

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Still life, with tissues

It doesn’t get any better than this!

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