I’m inordinately proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like this one

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Moss!! Moss!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Paul’s bedroom

I’m very proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Useful to know where they keep it

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

All kneel and worship!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

It’s mine, all mine

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You look so super

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Time for our William Tell act

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m quite proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Note: Obligatory beard

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Nice hair dudes !

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

She’s got …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I’m rather proud of this one

Rush Hour

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

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