Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
SOAD good, tapeworms bad Continue reading Pull The Tapeworm Out Of Your Ass!
Category: Heavy Metal
Let Him In
In which our young hero gets wood Continue reading Let Him In
Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
What is an earthdog? like a spacecat but different? Continue reading Head Bangers, Earthdogs And Metal Merchants
Great Seal Of The United States
Get ready, stand steady, I’m gonna shoot you full of Rock ‘n Roll Continue reading Great Seal Of The United States
Gloom Loom
If music be the food of love this LP is a cider and black Continue reading Gloom Loom
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
FWOSHM!!
In which our young hero thrills to the sound of angry young Glommersträsk. Continue reading FWOSHM!!
Brutality And The Beast
2020 gold Continue reading Brutality And The Beast
Master Of Morality
In which our young hero throws back his head and howls at the world. Continue reading Master Of Morality
Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Sad news. Great album. Continue reading Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Angry De Mis Manos
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
I, Ron Fist
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Devilman! Devilman!!
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Faith = Defended
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Definition Defiant
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
Blasters Of Reality
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
32 Point Gothic
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
Good, Attacking Noogie
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Fester, Uncle
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
Get Your Nwob On
High Risk? No risk. Continue reading Get Your Nwob On
Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
All hail the power of the sleevenote, especially when used to right wrongs and settle scores. Continue reading Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Gills, Gills, Gills!
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!