Possibly a metaphor type thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

She’s got …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Moss!! Moss!!

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Time for our William Tell act

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You look so super

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All kneel and worship!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

It’s mine, all mine

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like the way this one turned out.

Daytime Pyro

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Useful to know where they keep it

Still life, with tissues

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Click to read properly

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t cry Billy.

Mmm, conceptual

Roll Up !!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love how this one turned out!

All for £2.50

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m rather proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

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