Sad news. Great album. Continue reading Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Fight
Downset is probably not the opposite of Upset. Continue reading Angry De Mis Manos
Proof that you can’t make an umlaut without breaking legs. Continue reading I, Ron Fist
In which our young hero exults in having the strength of ten bears. Continue reading Don’t Tell Sir David Attenborough
In which our young hero gets taken to Valhalla and back by a great LP. Continue reading In Every Bar There Was A Super Star With A Seven Year Itch
Music to headbutt walls to Continue reading Devilman! Devilman!!
Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
High Risk? No risk. Continue reading Get Your Nwob On
All hail the power of the sleevenote, especially when used to right wrongs and settle scores. Continue reading Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!
Carrion birds feasting on the smeared remains of the dead? yikes! Continue reading The Goddess Shrugs Green
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
A load of self-indulgent nonsense. Go read a proper post. Continue reading Frequency Issues
Tunes! Tunes!! Tunes!!! Continue reading Glitter Sweet Symphony
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Time to drink until you’re unconcho Mr Gillan! Continue reading One Of Life’s Great Uglies!
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight