Get your NWOBHM out for the lads! Continue reading The Revenge Of The Farting Drummer
The Almighty: just what did they ever have against God? Continue reading All High, All Wild, All Fuckin’ Mighty
Beste’s Vests Continue reading Faith = Defended
Warning: post contains appallingly bad pun on the band’s name. Continue reading Definition Defiant
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Satan’s hog is no pig at all Continue reading Pure Nectar Of Antipathy
In which our young hero deals with regicide, a shed and the font of all knowledge. Continue reading 32 Point Gothic
I like good, attacking noogie. Like wasp lightning in a bottle, grey. Continue reading Good, Attacking Noogie
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
High Risk? No risk. Continue reading Get Your Nwob On
All hail the power of the sleevenote, especially when used to right wrongs and settle scores. Continue reading Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
A learned treatise on the necessity of employing a luxuriantly moustachioed drummer. Continue reading I Lost It All In The Popcorn Box!
In which our young hero discovers the truth of the old Welsh adage, Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. Continue reading I Ain’t No Glamour Boy – I’M FIERCE!
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
In which our young hero poses the old monolithic, or monoriffic question. Continue reading Gills, Gills, Gills!
Carrion birds feasting on the smeared remains of the dead? yikes! Continue reading The Goddess Shrugs Green
Our hero gets to satisfy 29 years worth of secret yearning in one go. Continue reading 29 Year Itch
A load of self-indulgent nonsense. Go read a proper post. Continue reading Frequency Issues
Tunes! Tunes!! Tunes!!! Continue reading Glitter Sweet Symphony
In which we discuss Biff Byford’s landing gear. Continue reading Rock And Prole
Time to drink until you’re unconcho Mr Gillan! Continue reading One Of Life’s Great Uglies!
Is it grindcore for grannies? Dubstep For dads? No, it’s Metal For Muthas II Continue reading Snuffling NWOBHM Truffles
In which our hero composes an entirely fictional opening to ensnare you in his rhetorical web. Continue reading Weed ‘Em And Reap
In which our hero’s enthusiasm for new music is tarnished by some crap photography. Continue reading State Of The One Eight
Socially unfulfilled dromedarys? it must be in the 1537. Continue reading I Wander’d Lonely As A Kamel
A startling tale of Cliff Richard, H.P Lovecraft and a throne of most unusual construction. Continue reading Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
A great man died today. Continue reading Malcolm Young: R.I.P
In which our young hero wastes yet another evening laughing at thrash metal videos on Youtube. Oh the humanity! Continue reading Why I Love Metal
In which a scabby one-eyed rabid junkyard dog licks his balls whilst contemplating life and the New World Order. Continue reading I’m In Love With This Malicious Intent
Transmaniacon Plays The Darkening Plain – a sci-fi prog proto-metal stomper about a future war. With added Shakespeare. Dig it! Continue reading What We Have Become