They Say My Songs Are Much Too Slow
I can’t face reality / So I fly back to where I am free Continue reading They Say My Songs Are Much Too Slow
Category: Doom
Mons Venusian
The LP title comes close to being an anagram of ‘dope bell end’, or it would do given at least one more ‘d’ Continue reading Mons Venusian
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Drugs And Hate
This dead black asteroid / Crawling with maggots decayed / Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way Continue reading Drugs And Hate
Green Lung Live: Arts Club, Liverpool 15-05-24
Good Copse, Bad Copse
The best LP of 2023 has landed in a stone circle near you Continue reading Good Copse, Bad Copse
A Smattering Of Plattering
Some goodies and some hackneyed diamonds Continue reading A Smattering Of Plattering
Not Wagging But Drowning
He wasn’t the electric messiah, he was a very naughty boy Continue reading Not Wagging But Drowning
Let Him In
In which our young hero gets wood Continue reading Let Him In
Program Disc 5: Manual
In which our young hero resists reprogramming. Continue reading Program Disc 5: Manual
Blasters Of Reality
It started with a sniff … Continue reading Blasters Of Reality
Fester, Uncle
Blood Lust: [mass noun]
Uncontrollable desire to kill or maim others.
Continue reading Fester, Uncle
Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
All hail the power of the sleevenote, especially when used to right wrongs and settle scores. Continue reading Liebling Home Ain’t Easy
The Goddess Shrugs Green
Carrion birds feasting on the smeared remains of the dead? yikes! Continue reading The Goddess Shrugs Green
Glitter Sweet Symphony
Tunes! Tunes!! Tunes!!! Continue reading Glitter Sweet Symphony
Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
A startling tale of Cliff Richard, H.P Lovecraft and a throne of most unusual construction. Continue reading Fun Fun Fun Funeralopolis
What We Have Become
Transmaniacon Plays The Darkening Plain – a sci-fi prog proto-metal stomper about a future war. With added Shakespeare. Dig it! Continue reading What We Have Become
Oro: Opus Mucho Heavinessosity
In 2012 Ufomammut* released a great, great LP Oro: Opus Primum, an atmospheric monolith of a space rocker that sounded … Continue reading Oro: Opus Mucho Heavinessosity
All That Festers, Is Not Mould
Welcome to 1971 folks! Look at the dudes on the cover. With their far-out lady fabrics and their strung-out 1000 … Continue reading All That Festers, Is Not Mould
1537 vs. 2015
Welcome folks, welcome to the third annual 1537 awards. These awards are often eagerly anticipated by the artists, industry and … Continue reading 1537 vs. 2015
Locrian Relapse
I think rarely if ever has the contents of an LP been better represented by its cover than Locrian Infinite … Continue reading Locrian Relapse
Martian Industrial Accident
Okay so we had space 1972-style yesterday, let’s give it some space in a 2015-stylee right now* with my all-time … Continue reading Martian Industrial Accident
Hail To The Haze
Iron Man South Of The Earth (2013). Here’s another little beauty that turned my head one lunchtime in Probe Records … Continue reading Hail To The Haze
Bones Of My Enemies
High On Fire De Vermis Mysteriis. A review in two words? Skull cracking. There you go job done, see you … Continue reading Bones Of My Enemies
Black Ritual Acid Drug Rock Potato Printing
There’s something I find genuinely a bit foreboding about Santa Cruz Down On My Knees. Is it the three scraggle … Continue reading Black Ritual Acid Drug Rock Potato Printing
Drowning Drowning
Let’s have some heavy tonight. In fact I don’t own anything else as heavy as ISIS Oceanic*, it’s one of … Continue reading Drowning Drowning
Witchy-Woo
I find some LPs give you a lot to write about and some don’t so I won’t overstay my welcome … Continue reading Witchy-Woo
Heavy as Ship
Ufomammut Oro: Opus Primum was by far my favourite LP of 2012. In fact I’m going to go for broke … Continue reading Heavy as Ship