Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Possibly a metaphor type thing

She’s got …

Roll Up !!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m very proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Easter cake, made by me.

You look so super

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out

Time for our William Tell act

I’m quite proud of this one

Rush Hour

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Wife, daughter and dog

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Paul’s bedroom

Mmm, conceptual

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

All kneel and worship!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Still life, with tissues

Replicas vs. Replicants

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly

Nice hair dudes !

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

It’s mine, all mine

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It really was that blue waiting for them

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

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