Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Rush Hour

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Don’t cry Billy.

You look so super

Still life, with tissues

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m rather proud of this one

She’s got …

Wife, daughter and dog

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

I love how this one turned out!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Useful to know where they keep it

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It’s mine, all mine

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Easter cake, made by me.

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

Some famous clock thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m very proud of this one

Songs In The Donkey Of Life

African Music, Ali Farke Touré, Culture, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

Songs In The Donkey Of Life

This reissue is as special as the post title pun is awful. That’s a lot of specialness. Continue reading Songs In The Donkey Of Life

Those Who Wish You Well

African Music, Culture, Imarhan, Music, Record collecting, Tinariwen, Vinyl

Those Who Wish You Well

Some music is just life-affirming, isn’t it? Continue reading Those Who Wish You Well

Monday Jumbo Afrodisiac

African Music, Culture, Fela Kuti, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Monday Jumbo Afrodisiac

I needed a strong beast at #777, something worthy and earthy – Fela Kuti & The Africa ’70 Afrodisiac; created like all … Continue reading Monday Jumbo Afrodisiac

The Answer Is, Stay

African Music, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Songhoy Blues, Vinyl

The Answer Is, Stay

For various reasons this is by far my lowest time of the year and so I went to the Mighty … Continue reading The Answer Is, Stay

The Heat On The Breeze

African Music, Culture, Music, Record collecting, Tinariwen, Vinyl

The Heat On The Breeze

Don’t read another word, just play this: That video is pretty much all you need, Tinariwen’s leader Ibrahim Ag Alhabib … Continue reading The Heat On The Breeze

1537 Vs. Scotland

African Music, Cramps, Music, Rugby, Self-indulgent nonsense, Songhoy Blues, Vinyl

1537 Vs. Scotland

This weekend was time for my annual pilgrimage to Cardiff to watch mighty red-clad warriors smashing 18 shades of enlightenment … Continue reading 1537 Vs. Scotland

All Zila, No Killer

African Music, Culture, Dudu Pukwana, Jazz, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

All Zila, No Killer

Dudu Pukwana Zila ’86 – Here’s one I saved from my dad’s shed. No, really, my dad keeps Anglo-African jazz … Continue reading All Zila, No Killer