Note: Obligatory beard

You look so super

Nice hair dudes !

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

All kneel and worship!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Mmm, conceptual

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Still life, with tissues

It really was that blue waiting for them

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Daytime Pyro

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Time for our William Tell act

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Easter cake, made by me.

Saturday night chez-1537

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I like this one

All for £2.50

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Paul’s bedroom

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m quite proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

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