Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

I like this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m very proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Saturday night chez-1537

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Wife, daughter and dog

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m quite proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

I love how this one turned out!

Moss!! Moss!!

Roll Up !!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It’s mine, all mine

All for £2.50

She’s got …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Useful to know where they keep it

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Daytime Pyro

Time for our William Tell act

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

Mmm, conceptual

I’m rather proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Les Synthé Analogique

Culture, Dance, Jean Michel Jarre, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Les Synthé Analogique

Eschewing my usual ‘leave it 20 years’ policy, I review an LP released last Friday. Continue reading Les Synthé Analogique

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Culture, Dance, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Orb, Orbital, Record collecting, Vinyl

Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Tilda Swinton, conflict, tea – this post, quite literally, has something for everyone. Continue reading Check Out My Orbs, Baby

Hazy Horizontal Happiness

Beloved, Culture, Dance, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Hazy Horizontal Happiness

In which our young hero kisses and tells. Continue reading Hazy Horizontal Happiness

The G12″ Summit

Culture, Dance, Disco, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Self-indulgent nonsense, Vinyl

The G12″ Summit

The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit

Good News, Boppers

Culture, Dance, Leftfield, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Renegade Soundwave, Vinyl

Good News, Boppers

A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers

Soufflé So Good, So What

Baggy, Culture, Dance, Farm, Indie, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What

1993 And All That

Culture, Dance, Music, Nation Records, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

1993 And All That

We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That