Replicas vs. Replicants

Wife, daughter and dog

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Mmm, conceptual

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

Daytime Pyro

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m very proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You look so super

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Saturday night chez-1537

It’s mine, all mine

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

Still life, with tissues

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m quite proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All for £2.50

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

All kneel and worship!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I love how this one turned out!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Good News, Boppers

Culture, Dance, Leftfield, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Renegade Soundwave, Vinyl

Good News, Boppers

A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers

Soufflé So Good, So What

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Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What

1993 And All That

Culture, Dance, Music, Nation Records, Obsessive behaviour, Record collecting, Vinyl

1993 And All That

We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That

I Like That, Turn It Up

Culture, Dance, Happy Mondays, Indie, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

I Like That, Turn It Up

We’ve been courteous I like that, turn it up I like that, turn it up Solid head. You’re leaning heavily against … Continue reading I Like That, Turn It Up

Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

808 State, Culture, Dance, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Anyone Seen My Sample?

Avalanches, Culture, Dance, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Anyone Seen My Sample?

True story here: A family friend in Leeds needed to take a urine sample to her doctor at short notice, the most … Continue reading Anyone Seen My Sample?

Pequod The Night

Culture, Dance, Hardcore, Moby, Music, Record collecting, Vinyl

Pequod The Night

Or: Stuck Inside of Moby With The Memphis Blues Again. Okay Wembley Stadium, Whew! Great to see a full house … Continue reading Pequod The Night