Still life, with tissues

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All for £2.50

I love how this one turned out!

All kneel and worship!

I’m very proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Replicas vs. Replicants

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Some famous clock thing

I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like this one

Roll Up !!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Daytime Pyro

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Time for our William Tell act

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You look so super

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Useful to know where they keep it

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rush Hour

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m rather proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m quite proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The G12″ Summit

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The G12″ Summit

The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit

Good News, Boppers

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Good News, Boppers

A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers

Soufflé So Good, So What

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Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What

1993 And All That

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1993 And All That

We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That

I Like That, Turn It Up

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I Like That, Turn It Up

We’ve been courteous I like that, turn it up I like that, turn it up Solid head. You’re leaning heavily against … Continue reading I Like That, Turn It Up

Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

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Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Anyone Seen My Sample?

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Anyone Seen My Sample?

True story here: A family friend in Leeds needed to take a urine sample to her doctor at short notice, the most … Continue reading Anyone Seen My Sample?