Wife, daughter and dog

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Roll Up !!

Mmm, conceptual

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like this one

Rush Hour

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like the way this one turned out.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You look so super

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m very proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Some famous clock thing

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Saturday night chez-1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Possibly a metaphor type thing

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Replicas vs. Replicants

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

All for £2.50

I’m quite proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

She’s got …

Hazy Horizontal Happiness

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Hazy Horizontal Happiness

In which our young hero kisses and tells. Continue reading Hazy Horizontal Happiness

The G12″ Summit

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The G12″ Summit

The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit

Good News, Boppers

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Good News, Boppers

A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers

Soufflé So Good, So What

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Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What

1993 And All That

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1993 And All That

We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That

I Like That, Turn It Up

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I Like That, Turn It Up

We’ve been courteous I like that, turn it up I like that, turn it up Solid head. You’re leaning heavily against … Continue reading I Like That, Turn It Up

Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

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Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix