Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Some famous clock thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m rather proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t cry Billy.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Daytime Pyro

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Time for our William Tell act

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Rush Hour

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You look so super

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Still life, with tissues

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

Mmm, conceptual

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

The G12″ Summit

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The G12″ Summit

The usual tenuously linked nonsense. Continue reading The G12″ Summit

Good News, Boppers

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Good News, Boppers

A further learned treatise combining The Warriors, Leftfield and a soundwave gone rogue. Truly you are blessed. Continue reading Good News, Boppers

Soufflé So Good, So What

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Soufflé So Good, So What

In which our hero embarks on a chick-related dancefloor quest. Failing. Continue reading Soufflé So Good, So What

1993 And All That

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1993 And All That

We were having a bit of a problem with fascists back in ’93. The British National Party (BNP), your run-of-the-mill … Continue reading 1993 And All That

I Like That, Turn It Up

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I Like That, Turn It Up

We’ve been courteous I like that, turn it up I like that, turn it up Solid head. You’re leaning heavily against … Continue reading I Like That, Turn It Up

Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

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Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Hmm, alto sax, bird song, waves on the cover art … hmm, we’re in hurtling through the suburbs of Clichéville in a … Continue reading Specific State – Icy Kiss Mix

Anyone Seen My Sample?

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Anyone Seen My Sample?

True story here: A family friend in Leeds needed to take a urine sample to her doctor at short notice, the most … Continue reading Anyone Seen My Sample?