All kneel and worship!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m very proud of this one

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Mmm, conceptual

It really was that blue waiting for them

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All for £2.50

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Wife, daughter and dog

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Roll Up !!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

She’s got …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Note: Obligatory beard

I’m rather proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Paul’s bedroom

Useful to know where they keep it

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love how this one turned out!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Nice hair dudes !

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Easter cake, made by me.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like the way this one turned out.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Don’t cry Billy.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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