Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Replicas vs. Replicants

Daytime Pyro

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like this one

Click to read properly

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

All for £2.50

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Useful to know where they keep it

Moss!! Moss!!

Paul’s bedroom

Saturday night chez-1537

I like the way this one turned out

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Roll Up !!

All kneel and worship!

She’s got …

Some famous clock thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It really was that blue waiting for them

Mmm, conceptual

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Easter cake, made by me.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nice hair dudes !

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Still life, with tissues

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I love how this one turned out!

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m rather proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rush Hour

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m very proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Don’t cry Billy.

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