Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Don’t cry Billy.

Time for our William Tell act

Wife, daughter and dog

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Mmm, conceptual

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like the way this one turned out.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It really was that blue waiting for them

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All for £2.50

Some famous clock thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like this one

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m quite proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love how this one turned out!

It’s mine, all mine

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Roll Up !!

I’m very proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

She’s got …

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Daytime Pyro

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Easter cake, made by me.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Rush Hour

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