The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Time for our William Tell act

It’s mine, all mine

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly

I like the way this one turned out

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All for £2.50

Don’t cry Billy.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Saturday night chez-1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Wife, daughter and dog

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Useful to know where they keep it

Replicas vs. Replicants

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m rather proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Daytime Pyro

I’m quite proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Mmm, conceptual

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Still life, with tissues

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

She’s got …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like this one

Some famous clock thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Rush Hour

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Culture, Flight of the Conchords, Humour, Music, Record collecting, Sub Pop, Vinyl

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Demon woman Your hair is like silk But you’re curdling my milk I know not of what ilk thou art … Continue reading Curdle My Milk, Baby

To His Coy … Bitch?

Culture, Hard Rock, Humour

To His Coy … Bitch?

It came to me this morning, as most of better ideas do, when I was running, an idea to bring … Continue reading To His Coy … Bitch?

1537 Vs. Cupface

Humour, Lego art

1537 Vs. Cupface

Oh, go on then! 428 Down (still) Continue reading 1537 Vs. Cupface

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

60's, Beatles, Culture, Humour, Music

1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Mega. 422 Down. Continue reading 1537 vs. Sgt Pepper: The Full Unabridged, Unexpurgated Review

Love Is Gonna …

Humour, MFC Chicken, Music, Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Vinyl

Love Is Gonna …

What do you get if you combine the talents of a Canadian, a Brazilian, a Mancunian, a Czech Jewish Indian … Continue reading Love Is Gonna …

2013, Atoms For Peace, Black Spiders, Clutch, Endless Boogie, Greg Haines, Humour, Live Review, Mugstar, Music, Obsessive behaviour, Public Service Broadcasting, Record collecting, Scorpions

1537 vs. 2013

Well, welcome back to the Sundust Lounge in Vegas folks for the second annual 1537, umm, annual awards. As you … Continue reading 1537 vs. 2013

Howling Like A Hypocrite At An Auto-Da-Fé

60's, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band, Humour, Record collecting

Howling Like A Hypocrite At An Auto-Da-Fé

… Which is not the most obvious line for a comedy record, but there you go, welcome to the wonderful … Continue reading Howling Like A Hypocrite At An Auto-Da-Fé