The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rush Hour

I’m very proud of this one

She’s got …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

All for £2.50

Some famous clock thing

Daytime Pyro

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m rather proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Still life, with tissues

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All kneel and worship!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Mmm, conceptual

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Roll Up !!

Click to read properly

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Time for our William Tell act

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like this one

Wife, daughter and dog

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Saturday night chez-1537

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

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