Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m very proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Saturday night chez-1537

Click to read properly

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All for £2.50

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

You look so super

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Moss!! Moss!!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It really was that blue waiting for them

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Roll Up !!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Culture, Flight of the Conchords, Humour, Music, Record collecting, Sub Pop, Vinyl

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Demon woman Your hair is like silk But you’re curdling my milk I know not of what ilk thou art … Continue reading Curdle My Milk, Baby

Walking Stick & Bugle

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Walking Stick & Bugle

Brother bring it on My mother done brought me up wrong And you can use my dick As a walkin’ … Continue reading Walking Stick & Bugle

Santa Rock City

Culture, Grunge, Mudhoney, Music, Nirvana, Record collecting, Soundgarden, Sub Pop

Santa Rock City

I’m not stoned but I wanted to tell ya When I’m in the mood, I could think of playing there … Continue reading Santa Rock City

Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

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Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

Poor Bobby Dylan he’s been scratching around in the music business for a lifetime without even coming close to scratching … Continue reading Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

Second Hand Underpants

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Second Hand Underpants

As I seem to be on a bit of a Sub Pop jag at the moment here’s another one, possibly my … Continue reading Second Hand Underpants

Grunge, Nirvana, Sub Pop, Vinyl

No Recess!

Now here’s an ugly duckling if I ever heard one; Nirvana Bleach. Nope I didn’t pick up on this until … Continue reading No Recess!

Jackalope Season

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Jackalope Season

Howdy! As I gear myself up for re-entering the world of work again tomorrow morning I find I’ve been drawn … Continue reading Jackalope Season