Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Time for our William Tell act

It really was that blue waiting for them

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Moss!! Moss!!

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m very proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Easter cake, made by me.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Click to read properly

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Mmm, conceptual

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Saturday night chez-1537

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Don’t cry Billy.

All for £2.50

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Rush Hour

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Wife, daughter and dog

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I like this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The first picture I ever took for 1537

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Useful to know where they keep it

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m quite proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Still life, with tissues

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Culture, Flight of the Conchords, Music, Self-indulgent nonsense

Foux Du Fafa

Monsieur mille cinq cent trente sept is back dans la maison MF’s! Continue reading Foux Du Fafa

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Culture, Flight of the Conchords, Humour, Music, Record collecting, Sub Pop, Vinyl

Curdle My Milk, Baby

Demon woman Your hair is like silk But you’re curdling my milk I know not of what ilk thou art … Continue reading Curdle My Milk, Baby

Walking Stick & Bugle

Culture, Music, Record collecting, Rock, Sub Pop, Supersuckers, Vinyl

Walking Stick & Bugle

Brother bring it on My mother done brought me up wrong And you can use my dick As a walkin’ … Continue reading Walking Stick & Bugle

Santa Rock City

Culture, Grunge, Mudhoney, Music, Nirvana, Record collecting, Soundgarden, Sub Pop

Santa Rock City

I’m not stoned but I wanted to tell ya When I’m in the mood, I could think of playing there … Continue reading Santa Rock City

Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

Record collecting, Rock & Roll, Sub Pop

Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

Poor Bobby Dylan he’s been scratching around in the music business for a lifetime without even coming close to scratching … Continue reading Party! Get Naked! Buy Us Beer!

Second Hand Underpants

Flight of the Conchords, Humour, Record collecting, Sub Pop

Second Hand Underpants

As I seem to be on a bit of a Sub Pop jag at the moment here’s another one, possibly my … Continue reading Second Hand Underpants

Grunge, Nirvana, Sub Pop, Vinyl

No Recess!

Now here’s an ugly duckling if I ever heard one; Nirvana Bleach. Nope I didn’t pick up on this until … Continue reading No Recess!