It really was that blue waiting for them

Note: Obligatory beard

Some famous clock thing

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Don’t cry Billy.

I like the way this one turned out

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I like the way this one turned out.

Useful to know where they keep it

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You look so super

Mmm, conceptual

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

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Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Moss!! Moss!!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m rather proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It’s mine, all mine

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I love how this one turned out!

All kneel and worship!

Rush Hour

Roll Up !!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m very proud of this one

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nice hair dudes !

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Paul’s bedroom

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

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