I like this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

She’s got …

Mmm, conceptual

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Roll Up !!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Replicas vs. Replicants

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like the way this one turned out

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Time for our William Tell act

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It’s mine, all mine

Nice hair dudes !

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All kneel and worship!

I love how this one turned out!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You look so super

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

It really was that blue waiting for them

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Some famous clock thing

Easter cake, made by me.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m very proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Paul’s bedroom

I’m rather proud of this one

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