Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m rather proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You look so super

I love how this one turned out!

Useful to know where they keep it

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Mmm, conceptual

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I’m quite proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly

Rush Hour

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Moss!! Moss!!

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Some famous clock thing

Time for our William Tell act

Daytime Pyro

All kneel and worship!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m very proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It’s mine, all mine

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It really was that blue waiting for them

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Roll Up !!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

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