It really was that blue waiting for them

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Daytime Pyro

I like the way this one turned out

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Moss!! Moss!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

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All kneel and worship!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

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Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rush Hour

Paul’s bedroom

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

It’s mine, all mine

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Mmm, conceptual

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You look so super

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

Note: Obligatory beard

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Wife, daughter and dog

Nice hair dudes !

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m very proud of this one

I like this one

Time for our William Tell act

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Some famous clock thing

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