You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I like this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

Click to read properly

Nice hair dudes !

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Useful to know where they keep it

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Replicas vs. Replicants

All for £2.50

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

Paul’s bedroom

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

It really was that blue waiting for them

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It’s mine, all mine

Wife, daughter and dog

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Don’t cry Billy.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Rush Hour

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

She’s got …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Still life, with tissues

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like the way this one turned out.

I love how this one turned out!

All kneel and worship!

Mmm, conceptual

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

60's, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah band, Humour, Record collecting

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