Hammy Horror

As the UK’s second-best writer once wrote in Sonnet 43: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. … Continue reading Hammy Horror

Alice Kisses The Carpet

Alice pressed against the wall So she can see the door In case the laughing strangers crawl and Crush the … Continue reading Alice Kisses The Carpet

On the cool check in: A band looking like mean, wasted horsemen from a steam punk wild west? – Check! Cool-ass … Continue reading Once Upon A Time In A Vest

Anyone up for a 9-minute song about the highs and lows of, umm, highs and lows and sex and worshipping … Continue reading Let It Spill From My Mouth

On my holidays last week we went down a Welsh coal mine. There 300 metres below the surface our guide … Continue reading Twenty-Five Whores

Some muted beats, which start to be phased in and out, a gentle resonating chord or two played over the … Continue reading Red Velvet Lines The Black Box

Don’t you just love progress? well, not if you’re a goth it seems. Now The Sisters of Mercy changed my … Continue reading Touched By The Hand Of Ofra Haza

Not many people know this but I was, very briefly, the only Goth in West Wales. This was inspired by … Continue reading Metal and Blood, Scent and Mascara