Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I like the way this one turned out.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

Roll Up !!

All for £2.50

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Saturday night chez-1537

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

You look so super

It’s mine, all mine

It doesn’t get any better than this!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Daytime Pyro

Note: Obligatory beard

Nice hair dudes !

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Still life, with tissues

Easter cake, made by me.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m quite proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All kneel and worship!

I love how this one turned out!

Paul’s bedroom

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Time for our William Tell act

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Moss!! Moss!!

Mmm, conceptual

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m rather proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

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