Some famous clock thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

She’s got …

Replicas vs. Replicants

I like the way this one turned out.

Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

It really was that blue waiting for them

I love how this one turned out!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Paul’s bedroom

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All kneel and worship!

I’m rather proud of this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m quite proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Time for our William Tell act

Daytime Pyro

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Still life, with tissues

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like the way this one turned out

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It’s mine, all mine

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Nice hair dudes !

I like this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Roll Up !!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Wife, daughter and dog

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m very proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Useful to know where they keep it

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You look so super

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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