Easter cake, made by me.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rush Hour

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

She’s got …

It really was that blue waiting for them

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I like this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Moss!! Moss!!

Some famous clock thing

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Roll Up !!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Wife, daughter and dog

Replicas vs. Replicants

Mmm, conceptual

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like the way this one turned out.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m rather proud of this one

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Daytime Pyro

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Saturday night chez-1537

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You look so super

Don’t cry Billy.

Time for our William Tell act

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

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