I’m very proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m rather proud of this one

Roll Up !!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

All for £2.50

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

Daytime Pyro

I like this one

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

She’s got …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

Wife, daughter and dog

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Time for our William Tell act

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I like the way this one turned out

It’s mine, all mine

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love how this one turned out!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rush Hour

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

World Cup fever grips the 1537 household

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

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