Paul’s bedroom

All for £2.50

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Wife, daughter and dog

Mmm, conceptual

Roll Up !!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

She’s got …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Daytime Pyro

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It really was that blue waiting for them

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Nice hair dudes !

I like this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m very proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Time for our William Tell act

Rush Hour

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Saturday night chez-1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I’m quite proud of this one

Click to read properly

Easter cake, made by me.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m rather proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

You look so super

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Some famous clock thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Still life, with tissues

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Moss!! Moss!!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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