Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

I’m rather proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I like the way this one turned out

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Daytime Pyro

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All for £2.50

Saturday night chez-1537

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Wife, daughter and dog

Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Useful to know where they keep it

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rush Hour

Some famous clock thing

I like this one

Click to read properly

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

It really was that blue waiting for them

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Roll Up !!

Mmm, conceptual

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Replicas vs. Replicants

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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