Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

It’s mine, all mine

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Wife, daughter and dog

Nice hair dudes !

I like the way this one turned out

Roll Up !!

All kneel and worship!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m quite proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m rather proud of this one

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It really was that blue waiting for them

Some famous clock thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

She’s got …

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Note: Obligatory beard

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Useful to know where they keep it

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love how this one turned out!

Paul’s bedroom

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

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