
Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Re. a man who looks good in a suit Continue reading Très Brillants
What’s up with Boney and what has Shorty found? all is explained Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
We examine an historical artefact from a time when fascism was on the increase. Imagine! Continue reading Everybody Move To Prove The Groove
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
In which our young hero enjoins everyone to ‘be more Bryan’. Continue reading Now The Party’s Over
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Sorry there’s a bit of a glitch in my matrix, I’ve just become totally obsessed with one song, ‘Heartland’ by … Continue reading Infected Heartland
I can’t believe I missed out on Neneh Cherry Raw Like Sushi first time around, all the way back in … Continue reading Awe Like Sushi
I’m getting excited, I’m off to see Iron Maiden at Liverpool Arena next Saturday night and I’m working myself up to full … Continue reading Let It R.I.P
You really do know how to strut that stuff You really do know how to act tough Your body’s just … Continue reading Brunette Blondie
I’m a product of America From the morgue to the prisons Cold metal, when I start my band Cold metal, … Continue reading Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
Wow. I have just seen the light. I was a boy 5 minutes ago, now I’m a man. ‘Make It … Continue reading Baldness, Beach Keyboards, Bras, Bullrushes
Maybe I’m feeling in a bit of a half-assed greatest hits type of mood, but I am really digging David … Continue reading Flame & Flashion
I hope you don’t mind if I start with an extended quote but I have tried to write a review … Continue reading Why We Evolved Ears
Hey there mighty Brontosaurus Don’t you have a message for us. They reach across to us, from primitive times long past … Continue reading Heed The Brontosaurus!