Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Your legs are strong, and so, so long, And you don’t come from this town Continue reading Bound For Hell, But So Alive
Category: 80’s
Très Brillants
Re. a man who looks good in a suit Continue reading Très Brillants
Tom Waits For No Man
What’s up with Boney and what has Shorty found? all is explained Continue reading Tom Waits For No Man
Knickers Knackers Knockers!
Hey you, don’t read that blog post, read this! Continue reading Knickers Knackers Knockers!
I Might Just Follow
An LP that really should have been called something else. Continue reading I Might Just Follow
The Drugs Won
An LP that sounds identical to its front cover. Continue reading The Drugs Won
A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Let’s sway while colour lights up your face, David. Continue reading A Decent Chunk Of Funk-Rock
Everybody Move To Prove The Groove
We examine an historical artefact from a time when fascism was on the increase. Imagine! Continue reading Everybody Move To Prove The Groove
A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
A roving dweeb writes about canals and all that shit. Continue reading A Big Splash On The Amsterdam Vinyl Scene
A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
In which our young hero gets a bit nauseated and then gets over it. Continue reading A Little Bit Sick In My Mouth
Now The Party’s Over
In which our young hero enjoins everyone to ‘be more Bryan’. Continue reading Now The Party’s Over
Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Colin told me to like this LP, so I did. Continue reading Hey Man, I Am cool; I Am The Breeze
Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
All hail the throbbing future! (and Zombies!!!) Continue reading Still Life In Tokyo, With Zombies
Smells Like Goat Shhh
You’ve probably never heard of this next LP I’m going to cover, but that’s okay I am here to educate … Continue reading Smells Like Goat Shhh
Infected Heartland
Sorry there’s a bit of a glitch in my matrix, I’ve just become totally obsessed with one song, ‘Heartland’ by … Continue reading Infected Heartland
Awe Like Sushi
I can’t believe I missed out on Neneh Cherry Raw Like Sushi first time around, all the way back in … Continue reading Awe Like Sushi
Let It R.I.P
I’m getting excited, I’m off to see Iron Maiden at Liverpool Arena next Saturday night and I’m working myself up to full … Continue reading Let It R.I.P
Brunette Blondie
You really do know how to strut that stuff You really do know how to act tough Your body’s just … Continue reading Brunette Blondie
Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
I’m a product of America From the morgue to the prisons Cold metal, when I start my band Cold metal, … Continue reading Mutant Sinatra Syndrome
Baldness, Beach Keyboards, Bras, Bullrushes
Wow. I have just seen the light. I was a boy 5 minutes ago, now I’m a man. ‘Make It … Continue reading Baldness, Beach Keyboards, Bras, Bullrushes
Take It Or Leave It
All you punks and all you teds National Front and natty dreads Mods, rockers, hippies and skinheads Keep on fighting … Continue reading Take It Or Leave It
Flame & Flashion
Maybe I’m feeling in a bit of a half-assed greatest hits type of mood, but I am really digging David … Continue reading Flame & Flashion
Why We Evolved Ears
I hope you don’t mind if I start with an extended quote but I have tried to write a review … Continue reading Why We Evolved Ears
Heed The Brontosaurus!
Hey there mighty Brontosaurus Don’t you have a message for us. They reach across to us, from primitive times long past … Continue reading Heed The Brontosaurus!